Dougal 'Kat' Wilson (ACT)🥃☕️📷🏍💉x5
@dougal-kat-wilson.bsky.social
Retired Australian Public Servant. Governance, Risk, PSPF & Audit. Most people are inherently good. No time for self serving bastards.
Be kind, be good and enjoy the coffee.
Canberra, ACT Australia.
Be kind, be good and enjoy the coffee.
Canberra, ACT Australia.
Another page in the history books for the world's most corrupt sh*t stain. I think this qualifies for the same category as Scott Morrison's ( #ScottyFromMarketing ) immortal words "I don't hold a hose, mate"
#Trump #cankles
#Trump #cankles
November 7, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Another page in the history books for the world's most corrupt sh*t stain. I think this qualifies for the same category as Scott Morrison's ( #ScottyFromMarketing ) immortal words "I don't hold a hose, mate"
#Trump #cankles
#Trump #cankles
All of Bob Katter's redneck constituents will have to trade in their banjos and pick up a bağlama instead.
August 28, 2025 at 5:36 PM
All of Bob Katter's redneck constituents will have to trade in their banjos and pick up a bağlama instead.
Let's send Dear Orange Leader a Spotlight catalogue with all the paper mache craft items circled with a sharpie and a tin of gold spray paint.
That stuff looks so cheap and tacky it would fit right in with the DJT pimped-up Oval Office.
That stuff looks so cheap and tacky it would fit right in with the DJT pimped-up Oval Office.
August 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Let's send Dear Orange Leader a Spotlight catalogue with all the paper mache craft items circled with a sharpie and a tin of gold spray paint.
That stuff looks so cheap and tacky it would fit right in with the DJT pimped-up Oval Office.
That stuff looks so cheap and tacky it would fit right in with the DJT pimped-up Oval Office.
Marco Rubio currently holds four senior ranking positions in the Trump administration.
In a opinion piece appearing in last edition of Grifters Weekly #ScottyfromMarketing berated Rubio an under-achiever, and offered his own services to show the Trump administration how it's really done.
In a opinion piece appearing in last edition of Grifters Weekly #ScottyfromMarketing berated Rubio an under-achiever, and offered his own services to show the Trump administration how it's really done.
July 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Marco Rubio currently holds four senior ranking positions in the Trump administration.
In a opinion piece appearing in last edition of Grifters Weekly #ScottyfromMarketing berated Rubio an under-achiever, and offered his own services to show the Trump administration how it's really done.
In a opinion piece appearing in last edition of Grifters Weekly #ScottyfromMarketing berated Rubio an under-achiever, and offered his own services to show the Trump administration how it's really done.
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Maybe #ScottyfromMarketing can make a cameo appearance holding up a rod of enriched uranium with his bare hands while quoting the new catch phrase "This is processed uranium, don't be afraid of it".
Bait the hook by telling him he can make a dollar out of it. #auspol
Maybe #ScottyfromMarketing can make a cameo appearance holding up a rod of enriched uranium with his bare hands while quoting the new catch phrase "This is processed uranium, don't be afraid of it".
Bait the hook by telling him he can make a dollar out of it. #auspol
July 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
x.com/PeterCronau/...
Maybe #ScottyfromMarketing can make a cameo appearance holding up a rod of enriched uranium with his bare hands while quoting the new catch phrase "This is processed uranium, don't be afraid of it".
Bait the hook by telling him he can make a dollar out of it. #auspol
Maybe #ScottyfromMarketing can make a cameo appearance holding up a rod of enriched uranium with his bare hands while quoting the new catch phrase "This is processed uranium, don't be afraid of it".
Bait the hook by telling him he can make a dollar out of it. #auspol
Poor Ol' Donny. Military parades just ain't as exciting without the cheers, applause and adulation of a fanatical crowd and soldiers who know how to goosestep.
What new US Army policy will Pete Hegseth implement once he sobers up after the weekend?
#Trump #MilitaryParade
What new US Army policy will Pete Hegseth implement once he sobers up after the weekend?
#Trump #MilitaryParade
June 15, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Poor Ol' Donny. Military parades just ain't as exciting without the cheers, applause and adulation of a fanatical crowd and soldiers who know how to goosestep.
What new US Army policy will Pete Hegseth implement once he sobers up after the weekend?
#Trump #MilitaryParade
What new US Army policy will Pete Hegseth implement once he sobers up after the weekend?
#Trump #MilitaryParade
I've just watched Fox News because I believe it is important to get information from a variety of sources.
OMfknG!
No wonder America is a cluster.
Lots of reporting not backed up by any evidence.
Apparently Trump, and most Americans, are being unlawfully obstructed by Democrats. #Trump #FoxNews
OMfknG!
No wonder America is a cluster.
Lots of reporting not backed up by any evidence.
Apparently Trump, and most Americans, are being unlawfully obstructed by Democrats. #Trump #FoxNews
June 14, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Bugger.
Hope you're close to retirement. It worked for me.
Now I just have to put up with people telling me to STFU, questioning the my parentage and the similarities between me and a sphincter.
Don't hate me, I had to eat alot of **** to get here.
Time for another drink.
Hope you're close to retirement. It worked for me.
Now I just have to put up with people telling me to STFU, questioning the my parentage and the similarities between me and a sphincter.
Don't hate me, I had to eat alot of **** to get here.
Time for another drink.
June 14, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Bugger.
Hope you're close to retirement. It worked for me.
Now I just have to put up with people telling me to STFU, questioning the my parentage and the similarities between me and a sphincter.
Don't hate me, I had to eat alot of **** to get here.
Time for another drink.
Hope you're close to retirement. It worked for me.
Now I just have to put up with people telling me to STFU, questioning the my parentage and the similarities between me and a sphincter.
Don't hate me, I had to eat alot of **** to get here.
Time for another drink.
Variety is the spice of life.
America has had revolution and civil war so far. Maybe June 14, 2025 might be a really good time to give a coup d'état a go.
Can't be any worse.
#TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #TrumpParade #fightautocracy #StopTrump #AmericaSaveYourself
America has had revolution and civil war so far. Maybe June 14, 2025 might be a really good time to give a coup d'état a go.
Can't be any worse.
#TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #TrumpParade #fightautocracy #StopTrump #AmericaSaveYourself
June 14, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Variety is the spice of life.
America has had revolution and civil war so far. Maybe June 14, 2025 might be a really good time to give a coup d'état a go.
Can't be any worse.
#TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #TrumpParade #fightautocracy #StopTrump #AmericaSaveYourself
America has had revolution and civil war so far. Maybe June 14, 2025 might be a really good time to give a coup d'état a go.
Can't be any worse.
#TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #TrumpParade #fightautocracy #StopTrump #AmericaSaveYourself
If you are going to the parade in Washington DC this weekend don't forget to wear an appropriate hat and shirt.
A silent protest that will make Dear Leader lose his sh!t in public.
#Trump
A silent protest that will make Dear Leader lose his sh!t in public.
#Trump
June 11, 2025 at 9:52 PM
If you are going to the parade in Washington DC this weekend don't forget to wear an appropriate hat and shirt.
A silent protest that will make Dear Leader lose his sh!t in public.
#Trump
A silent protest that will make Dear Leader lose his sh!t in public.
#Trump
June 11, 2025 at 9:11 PM
The Trump Administration is getting ready to rip us off. #ScottyfromMarketing set Aust. up to be fleeced by the US and UK and @AlboMP is too timid to stop the steal. Already close to $1,000,000,000 in the hole if you include the French payout.
Stop this madness! #aukus #auspol
Stop this madness! #aukus #auspol
June 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
The Trump Administration is getting ready to rip us off. #ScottyfromMarketing set Aust. up to be fleeced by the US and UK and @AlboMP is too timid to stop the steal. Already close to $1,000,000,000 in the hole if you include the French payout.
Stop this madness! #aukus #auspol
Stop this madness! #aukus #auspol
June 11, 2025 at 9:31 AM
America and the Democrats are leaving their run too late. How long until Gov. Newsome and other strong democrats are arrested by HSS, FBI or ICE on trumped up charges of insurrection.
Trump has already said he will step in and solve the problem. A massacre by Federal forces is imminent.
#usapol
Trump has already said he will step in and solve the problem. A massacre by Federal forces is imminent.
#usapol
June 8, 2025 at 1:18 PM
America and the Democrats are leaving their run too late. How long until Gov. Newsome and other strong democrats are arrested by HSS, FBI or ICE on trumped up charges of insurrection.
Trump has already said he will step in and solve the problem. A massacre by Federal forces is imminent.
#usapol
Trump has already said he will step in and solve the problem. A massacre by Federal forces is imminent.
#usapol
But, but Dr Fabio Codswallop said.....
June 7, 2025 at 11:24 PM
But, but Dr Fabio Codswallop said.....
Maybe Ukraine could send Trump a drone for his birthday?
#Ukraine #Trump #UnhappyBirthday #AmericanShame
#Ukraine #Trump #UnhappyBirthday #AmericanShame
June 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Maybe Ukraine could send Trump a drone for his birthday?
#Ukraine #Trump #UnhappyBirthday #AmericanShame
#Ukraine #Trump #UnhappyBirthday #AmericanShame
...but without the looks, grit and popularity of Jonathan E. (Rollerball, 1975)
May 30, 2025 at 5:12 PM
...but without the looks, grit and popularity of Jonathan E. (Rollerball, 1975)
I don't know if the appointment of Paul Brereton was supposed to be a balanced, bipartisan choice, but once again good intentions have led to a bad outcome. It has provided nothing but a 'cone of silence' for the compromised Commissioner to issue statements that say 'nothing to see here'.
May 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I don't know if the appointment of Paul Brereton was supposed to be a balanced, bipartisan choice, but once again good intentions have led to a bad outcome. It has provided nothing but a 'cone of silence' for the compromised Commissioner to issue statements that say 'nothing to see here'.
Whoops, looks like TACO is off the menu at Wall Street.
Suspect LAME DUCK or SHIT ON A SHINGLE will be the substitutes. #Trump #AmericanShame #Tariffs
Suspect LAME DUCK or SHIT ON A SHINGLE will be the substitutes. #Trump #AmericanShame #Tariffs
May 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Whoops, looks like TACO is off the menu at Wall Street.
Suspect LAME DUCK or SHIT ON A SHINGLE will be the substitutes. #Trump #AmericanShame #Tariffs
Suspect LAME DUCK or SHIT ON A SHINGLE will be the substitutes. #Trump #AmericanShame #Tariffs
2025 Australian Shadow Cabinet.
It's official; the conservative opposition (?🤣) have finally scraped deep enough to break through the bottom of the barrel.
But ditching Henderson and Hume, yeah! Henderson is as popular as a vindooloo fart in an elevator, and Jane obviously isn't Ley's type.
#auspol
It's official; the conservative opposition (?🤣) have finally scraped deep enough to break through the bottom of the barrel.
But ditching Henderson and Hume, yeah! Henderson is as popular as a vindooloo fart in an elevator, and Jane obviously isn't Ley's type.
#auspol
May 28, 2025 at 4:42 AM
2025 Australian Shadow Cabinet.
It's official; the conservative opposition (?🤣) have finally scraped deep enough to break through the bottom of the barrel.
But ditching Henderson and Hume, yeah! Henderson is as popular as a vindooloo fart in an elevator, and Jane obviously isn't Ley's type.
#auspol
It's official; the conservative opposition (?🤣) have finally scraped deep enough to break through the bottom of the barrel.
But ditching Henderson and Hume, yeah! Henderson is as popular as a vindooloo fart in an elevator, and Jane obviously isn't Ley's type.
#auspol
When are we going to see the Second American Revolution?
I'm flabbergasted that a nation that bangs on about freedom and justice, and dictating its ideals to the rest of the World is just rolling over to have its tummy rubbed by felon Trump and his goons. #Trump #usapolitics
I'm flabbergasted that a nation that bangs on about freedom and justice, and dictating its ideals to the rest of the World is just rolling over to have its tummy rubbed by felon Trump and his goons. #Trump #usapolitics
May 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
When are we going to see the Second American Revolution?
I'm flabbergasted that a nation that bangs on about freedom and justice, and dictating its ideals to the rest of the World is just rolling over to have its tummy rubbed by felon Trump and his goons. #Trump #usapolitics
I'm flabbergasted that a nation that bangs on about freedom and justice, and dictating its ideals to the rest of the World is just rolling over to have its tummy rubbed by felon Trump and his goons. #Trump #usapolitics
Manna from Heaven.
I imagine this will support many future arguments by the male Liberal heirachy as to why they can't have woman as leader.
This bitter stoush between former bedfellows (LP+NP) would almost be entertaining, but they're all so lame and whingy it's not worth our attention. #auspol
I imagine this will support many future arguments by the male Liberal heirachy as to why they can't have woman as leader.
This bitter stoush between former bedfellows (LP+NP) would almost be entertaining, but they're all so lame and whingy it's not worth our attention. #auspol
May 21, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Manna from Heaven.
I imagine this will support many future arguments by the male Liberal heirachy as to why they can't have woman as leader.
This bitter stoush between former bedfellows (LP+NP) would almost be entertaining, but they're all so lame and whingy it's not worth our attention. #auspol
I imagine this will support many future arguments by the male Liberal heirachy as to why they can't have woman as leader.
This bitter stoush between former bedfellows (LP+NP) would almost be entertaining, but they're all so lame and whingy it's not worth our attention. #auspol
Credlin's advice to Ley:
“at times you might feel invisible”.
“Of course, you won’t actually feel that way, with the official title and all… Not that I’m bitter or anything.”
“Just remember that I walked so you could run” said Credlin.
Things appear to be starting well between these two. #auspol
“at times you might feel invisible”.
“Of course, you won’t actually feel that way, with the official title and all… Not that I’m bitter or anything.”
“Just remember that I walked so you could run” said Credlin.
Things appear to be starting well between these two. #auspol
May 21, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Credlin's advice to Ley:
“at times you might feel invisible”.
“Of course, you won’t actually feel that way, with the official title and all… Not that I’m bitter or anything.”
“Just remember that I walked so you could run” said Credlin.
Things appear to be starting well between these two. #auspol
“at times you might feel invisible”.
“Of course, you won’t actually feel that way, with the official title and all… Not that I’m bitter or anything.”
“Just remember that I walked so you could run” said Credlin.
Things appear to be starting well between these two. #auspol