Also
- can’t walk in a straight line
- visibly swollen cankles
- doesn’t remember signing a pardon
- can’t walk in a straight line
- visibly swollen cankles
- doesn’t remember signing a pardon
Let's do the list:
- Fell asleep at desk during live Oval event
- Has twice disappeared from public view for extended periods
- Has unexplained visible bruising, still no explanation for MRI or mid-year "check up"
- Frequently confabulates, makes no sense when speaking
- Weight gain, dishevelment
- Fell asleep at desk during live Oval event
- Has twice disappeared from public view for extended periods
- Has unexplained visible bruising, still no explanation for MRI or mid-year "check up"
- Frequently confabulates, makes no sense when speaking
- Weight gain, dishevelment
So the oldest person ever to become president keeps falling asleep in his office during public events and there’s no big public discussion on how this is a coverup or how republicans are lying to us about how this government is running?
November 9, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Also
- can’t walk in a straight line
- visibly swollen cankles
- doesn’t remember signing a pardon
- can’t walk in a straight line
- visibly swollen cankles
- doesn’t remember signing a pardon
Cankles Worsen, Trump Takes To Hiding Behind the Furniture
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Cankles Worsen, Trump Takes To Hiding Behind the Furniture
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November 7, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Cankles Worsen, Trump Takes To Hiding Behind the Furniture
NO ITS CALLED CANKLES McTACOTITS 💩💩💩 ROOM
November 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
NO ITS CALLED CANKLES McTACOTITS 💩💩💩 ROOM
😜 6' 3"...215 pounds . Alpha Male. With cankles. And a diaper. Oh, and a catheter. And don't even start me with the I.Q. tests he 'aced'. 🤣
November 11, 2025 at 5:16 PM
😜 6' 3"...215 pounds . Alpha Male. With cankles. And a diaper. Oh, and a catheter. And don't even start me with the I.Q. tests he 'aced'. 🤣
Nope, not a chance in hell. Cankles McBucksnort would be taken away and just be blowing his revolting ass sax.
November 6, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Nope, not a chance in hell. Cankles McBucksnort would be taken away and just be blowing his revolting ass sax.
No one is scared of President Cankles today: Jealous Trump Wants Vance ‘Scared’ Just Like Rival’s Lackeys www.thedailybeast.com//jealous-tru...
Jealous Trump Wants Vance ‘Scared’ Just Like Rival’s Lackeys
The president wants his cabinet to fear him like Chinese President Xi Jinping’s deputies revere their leader.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
No one is scared of President Cankles today: Jealous Trump Wants Vance ‘Scared’ Just Like Rival’s Lackeys www.thedailybeast.com//jealous-tru...
We have a vice president who has turned his back on the people and programs that got him where he is today.
He is one hear beat (and two cankles) away from the presidency. #USDemocracy
He is one hear beat (and two cankles) away from the presidency. #USDemocracy
Shapiro: He rose to some prominence by writing a book about growing up in Appalachia, where there are a whole lot of people who get SNAP. He made millions of dollars off telling their stories, and then he turned his damn back on those very people he likes to write about and claim as his own.
November 8, 2025 at 12:17 PM
We have a vice president who has turned his back on the people and programs that got him where he is today.
He is one hear beat (and two cankles) away from the presidency. #USDemocracy
He is one hear beat (and two cankles) away from the presidency. #USDemocracy
Pedophile in-chief doesn't like being called Cankles... Too Bad Cankles
Trump, 79, Uses Simple Trick to Cover Up His Cankles.
www.thedailybeast.com/trump-79-use...
Trump, 79, Uses Simple Trick to Cover Up His Cankles.
www.thedailybeast.com/trump-79-use...
Trump, 79, Covers Up Cankles for 12th Straight Day
The president’s ankles have been hidden behind his desk and tables in recent days.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 8, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Pedophile in-chief doesn't like being called Cankles... Too Bad Cankles
Trump, 79, Uses Simple Trick to Cover Up His Cankles.
www.thedailybeast.com/trump-79-use...
Trump, 79, Uses Simple Trick to Cover Up His Cankles.
www.thedailybeast.com/trump-79-use...
I don’t give a shit what Cankles has to say anymore. All he does is ramble nonsense and lie.
That’s all any of the regime does actually
That’s all any of the regime does actually
November 8, 2025 at 8:14 AM
I don’t give a shit what Cankles has to say anymore. All he does is ramble nonsense and lie.
That’s all any of the regime does actually
That’s all any of the regime does actually
Tough on the cankles though 🤣
November 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Tough on the cankles though 🤣
Cankles needs help finding it. 😆
November 5, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Cankles needs help finding it. 😆
Cankles the clown's Gestapo,
Stop reports of sexual abuse,
Because they know that's what Cankles,
Has always been prone to do,
America is no longer safe,
In the clown's tiny hands,
And his actions are approved,
By pedophile loving republicans.
Stop reports of sexual abuse,
Because they know that's what Cankles,
Has always been prone to do,
America is no longer safe,
In the clown's tiny hands,
And his actions are approved,
By pedophile loving republicans.
According to the video, this woman was reporting sexual abuse in Riverside Court House & was accosted by ICE.
What if she were your daughter, sister, mother or wife?
How does this #ICELawlessness make us safer?
Share this video &
Call your Congressional rep at 202-224-3121
🧵
What if she were your daughter, sister, mother or wife?
How does this #ICELawlessness make us safer?
Share this video &
Call your Congressional rep at 202-224-3121
🧵
November 8, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Cankles the clown's Gestapo,
Stop reports of sexual abuse,
Because they know that's what Cankles,
Has always been prone to do,
America is no longer safe,
In the clown's tiny hands,
And his actions are approved,
By pedophile loving republicans.
Stop reports of sexual abuse,
Because they know that's what Cankles,
Has always been prone to do,
America is no longer safe,
In the clown's tiny hands,
And his actions are approved,
By pedophile loving republicans.
Deceiver Dome, Asshole Arena, Bigot Bowl. Cankles Coliseum.
November 9, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Deceiver Dome, Asshole Arena, Bigot Bowl. Cankles Coliseum.
Cankles McSnoozy.
And our completely complicit, asshole journalists SAY NOTHING. A special fuck you goes out to @jaketapper.bsky.social
November 9, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Cankles McSnoozy.
Rip Van Cankles went to golf,
After causing millions to starve,
He's an evil, sniveling, coward,
And a big fat tub of lard,
Americans are his subjects,
King Cankles chose to abuse,
The supreme six ordained him,
Because they hate Americans too.
After causing millions to starve,
He's an evil, sniveling, coward,
And a big fat tub of lard,
Americans are his subjects,
King Cankles chose to abuse,
The supreme six ordained him,
Because they hate Americans too.
Schiff: "The president -- 'I'm going out to play golf.' One thing that is so shocking to me is that they're appealing to the Supreme Court for the right to cut off food from people. Who does that? Who works so hard to cut food from people who need it right now? The cruelty is part of the policy."
November 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Rip Van Cankles went to golf,
After causing millions to starve,
He's an evil, sniveling, coward,
And a big fat tub of lard,
Americans are his subjects,
King Cankles chose to abuse,
The supreme six ordained him,
Because they hate Americans too.
After causing millions to starve,
He's an evil, sniveling, coward,
And a big fat tub of lard,
Americans are his subjects,
King Cankles chose to abuse,
The supreme six ordained him,
Because they hate Americans too.
TOXIC MAGA
He's doing pretty well considering his economy is crashing, his approval is tanking, his wife hates him, his ankles are cankles, his diapers are full, his brain is empty, his government is closed, his congress is paralyzed, and his candidates all lost.
He's doing pretty well considering his economy is crashing, his approval is tanking, his wife hates him, his ankles are cankles, his diapers are full, his brain is empty, his government is closed, his congress is paralyzed, and his candidates all lost.
November 9, 2025 at 6:38 AM
TOXIC MAGA
He's doing pretty well considering his economy is crashing, his approval is tanking, his wife hates him, his ankles are cankles, his diapers are full, his brain is empty, his government is closed, his congress is paralyzed, and his candidates all lost.
He's doing pretty well considering his economy is crashing, his approval is tanking, his wife hates him, his ankles are cankles, his diapers are full, his brain is empty, his government is closed, his congress is paralyzed, and his candidates all lost.
Cankles: When you can only "dance" with your arms.
November 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Cankles: When you can only "dance" with your arms.
In addition to his "cankles", I hadn't previously noticed that he also appears to have "puffy hand syndrome" in his right hand. Such a disgusting example of a human being- in all respects!
November 7, 2025 at 4:32 AM
In addition to his "cankles", I hadn't previously noticed that he also appears to have "puffy hand syndrome" in his right hand. Such a disgusting example of a human being- in all respects!
Are you talking about President Cankles, KKKaroline?
November 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Are you talking about President Cankles, KKKaroline?
Exhibit A: Cankles McEpstein couldn’t read his stupid pledge and was humiliated for several minutes publicly and on live TV
November 10, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Exhibit A: Cankles McEpstein couldn’t read his stupid pledge and was humiliated for several minutes publicly and on live TV
And at least the other dude doesn't have cankles to deter him.
November 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
And at least the other dude doesn't have cankles to deter him.
His cankles must be really bad today
November 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
His cankles must be really bad today
I just hope this news nudges President Cankles closer to a stroke.
November 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I just hope this news nudges President Cankles closer to a stroke.
CANKLES CALIGULA reeks of “EPSTAIN”
November 9, 2025 at 12:22 AM
CANKLES CALIGULA reeks of “EPSTAIN”