The violence with which I just spat out my drink

"OMG so pretty so heritage so idyllic wouldn't it be amazing to live here"

5 minutes later

"FUCK YOU YOU TORY FUCK I HOPE THE GOVERNMENT TAXES YOU INTO OBLIVION"

5 minutes later

"Ooooh pretty"

My character, who changes her hair, tattoos, and piercings 17 times an act with the magic mirror that we have for some reason: WOAH how did you manage that we're miles away from a drug store

look, you cannot actually think gender is bullshit (it is) while simultaneously grouping people into sexed categories in a different way

I just want to talk with them, I only need 5 minutes

If Hades is humble enough to wash her feet she's humble enough to clean out her litter tray

we're really tapping into every single fetish

It's kinda like how lots of old men die while fucking because they take Viagra, sure it gets them hard but the fact they can't get hard is probably a sign their heart isn't up to the task