decided to be vulnerable and listen to taylor swift in my car only to be punished when the song i’d paused when i reached my destination started playing full volume in my gynecologists busy waiting room

my recent deep dive into the romance genre has taught me that women’s greatest fantasy is a man wanting to go down on them and men’s greatest fantasy is the love of their life dying just something to think about

should i write a rings of power canon divergence fic where galadriel hears sauron out instead of snitching and instead of raising evil for a second time sauron just becomes a violent guy who punches men for looking at galadriel wrong and then lord of the rings is just about a nice journey

i am going to start posting here #announcement

the NLG has a federal defense hotline for this very thing!

what’s the vibe on here can i still talk about my chronic yeast infections???