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@dortusdortus.bsky.social
I eat kids
Rejoice! For I am here to provide shitposts whenever I feel like it!
Rejoice! For I am here to provide shitposts whenever I feel like it!
Change the pawns to bishops, and make all the pieces evil and call it evil chess
February 13, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Change the pawns to bishops, and make all the pieces evil and call it evil chess
Yes, specifically fountains that are very dark
February 13, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Yes, specifically fountains that are very dark
The 21st night of September.
February 11, 2026 at 9:36 PM
The 21st night of September.
Not as bad when the McDonald's knows you.
February 10, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Not as bad when the McDonald's knows you.
The second one looks like a cat alligator
February 10, 2026 at 9:27 PM
The second one looks like a cat alligator
No! I don't wanna wake up at a reasonable hour! NOOOOOOOOOOO
February 10, 2026 at 9:26 PM
No! I don't wanna wake up at a reasonable hour! NOOOOOOOOOOO
I think you misspelled jevil.
February 10, 2026 at 9:24 PM
I think you misspelled jevil.
Just search up a bunch of other stuff until it goes away.
February 10, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Just search up a bunch of other stuff until it goes away.
Everybody's talking about the microplastics, but what about the macroplasics? They have feelings too you know.
February 10, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Everybody's talking about the microplastics, but what about the macroplasics? They have feelings too you know.
I will name them glungus and mungus. You figure out witch ones witch
February 2, 2026 at 9:07 PM
I will name them glungus and mungus. You figure out witch ones witch
NO, NO, DON'T LISTEN TO THE FREEDOM MOTIF, DON'T TAKE THE SHADOW CRYSTAL.
January 14, 2026 at 9:48 PM
NO, NO, DON'T LISTEN TO THE FREEDOM MOTIF, DON'T TAKE THE SHADOW CRYSTAL.
The same day i started winging my dings
January 10, 2026 at 3:32 AM
The same day i started winging my dings
Can't wait to have some steamed hams playing on this.
December 25, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Can't wait to have some steamed hams playing on this.
You can't deny she looks like her.
December 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
You can't deny she looks like her.