Dirt
@dortusdortus.bsky.social
I eat kids
Rejoice! For I am here to provide shitposts whenever I feel like it!
Rejoice! For I am here to provide shitposts whenever I feel like it!
Can anyone tell me what happened on the 21st night of September?
I don't remember
I don't remember
February 11, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Can anyone tell me what happened on the 21st night of September?
I don't remember
I don't remember
Did a kick ass hank Hill impression, when I snapped out of it, I was just like "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT????"
February 9, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Did a kick ass hank Hill impression, when I snapped out of it, I was just like "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT????"
My friends look away from me for 2 seconds and i'm eat lettuce like a fucking garden snail
February 8, 2026 at 6:48 AM
My friends look away from me for 2 seconds and i'm eat lettuce like a fucking garden snail
Happy February 2nd...
February 2, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Happy February 2nd...
There are 5 signs of being a deltarune fans.
Well, i'm not going to tell you, figure it out yourself.
Well, i'm not going to tell you, figure it out yourself.
January 31, 2026 at 7:59 PM
There are 5 signs of being a deltarune fans.
Well, i'm not going to tell you, figure it out yourself.
Well, i'm not going to tell you, figure it out yourself.
Children can't go 1 minute without flashing lights and epic fight scenes and not get bored,
Meanwhile I watch a still image of Grey and this is the greatest piece of media I've seen!
Meanwhile I watch a still image of Grey and this is the greatest piece of media I've seen!
January 13, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Children can't go 1 minute without flashing lights and epic fight scenes and not get bored,
Meanwhile I watch a still image of Grey and this is the greatest piece of media I've seen!
Meanwhile I watch a still image of Grey and this is the greatest piece of media I've seen!
If i‘m ever in an interrogation, and the officer offers me a cup of water, I’ll accept, before drinking the water, and eating the cup.
Those bitches ain’t getting my DNA.
Those bitches ain’t getting my DNA.
January 4, 2026 at 5:52 PM
If i‘m ever in an interrogation, and the officer offers me a cup of water, I’ll accept, before drinking the water, and eating the cup.
Those bitches ain’t getting my DNA.
Those bitches ain’t getting my DNA.
Guys I was in Walmart and saw this #deltarune
December 30, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Guys I was in Walmart and saw this #deltarune
It may look like i'm doing homework on my school issued Chromebook, but all I am doing is playing papa's bakeria, now fuck off.
December 25, 2025 at 2:56 AM
It may look like i'm doing homework on my school issued Chromebook, but all I am doing is playing papa's bakeria, now fuck off.
Guys help my friends have made me play hollow knight and then silksong help
December 1, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Guys help my friends have made me play hollow knight and then silksong help
I like whenever I show gental disdain for something chat get always responds to me like I'm about to kill myself.
Hitting me with the you are not alone dialog when I talk about the legends ZA megas looking rushed.
True story btw
Hitting me with the you are not alone dialog when I talk about the legends ZA megas looking rushed.
True story btw
November 29, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I like whenever I show gental disdain for something chat get always responds to me like I'm about to kill myself.
Hitting me with the you are not alone dialog when I talk about the legends ZA megas looking rushed.
True story btw
Hitting me with the you are not alone dialog when I talk about the legends ZA megas looking rushed.
True story btw
"You going to eat that?" My brother in christ, its a table. Of course I'm going to eat it.
November 3, 2025 at 1:47 PM
"You going to eat that?" My brother in christ, its a table. Of course I'm going to eat it.
How the fruit in my fridge looks at me on the one day I want to eat healthy and it's pissed I left it alone for so long so they combine into a fruit person and I deadass have to do a boss fight
November 2, 2025 at 6:43 PM
How the fruit in my fridge looks at me on the one day I want to eat healthy and it's pissed I left it alone for so long so they combine into a fruit person and I deadass have to do a boss fight
You should frown more, it’ll give you wrinkles.
September 29, 2025 at 1:03 AM
You should frown more, it’ll give you wrinkles.
Sometimes I feel like I’m the only straight deltarune fan.
September 29, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Sometimes I feel like I’m the only straight deltarune fan.
Imagine when you die gox shows you your k/d ratio
September 11, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Imagine when you die gox shows you your k/d ratio
I think tenna would root for the Yankees while not knowing that they're not around anymore.
September 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I think tenna would root for the Yankees while not knowing that they're not around anymore.
Dirt's school of magic and dumbassery
September 9, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Dirt's school of magic and dumbassery
I have found the appeal of balatro.
September 8, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I have found the appeal of balatro.
I will identify any cat in this comment section
September 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I will identify any cat in this comment section
"Hey you're acting pretty rude buster!"
September 4, 2025 at 8:29 PM
"Hey you're acting pretty rude buster!"
Just found out that Wikipedia shows you the signatures of people therefore I could hypothetically forge the signature of popular film producer Robert Rodriguez producer of movies such as shark boy and lava girl and spy kids 3D.
August 11, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Just found out that Wikipedia shows you the signatures of people therefore I could hypothetically forge the signature of popular film producer Robert Rodriguez producer of movies such as shark boy and lava girl and spy kids 3D.
I hate this "creature" with every fiber of my body I swear to fucking god.
August 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I hate this "creature" with every fiber of my body I swear to fucking god.
I wonder how many small cans of small Pringles cans equals one tall one
July 31, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I wonder how many small cans of small Pringles cans equals one tall one