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Agnes garnet
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Gardens.Folklore. plant based. UK cottage dweller. I seek the hidden path, the hidden trowel and the hidden secateurs.
Thursday 18/9 Tarporley high street. A frail old lady on a walking frame falls while crossing the road. A barbershop of “men” and numerous passers by ignore her. The only people to help are an 8 month pregnant woman and a tiny school girl. Pitiful. Tarporley hang your fucking head!
September 19, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I wonder if crime stats for all England apart from London went down over the weekend or if A &E admissions dropped or domestic violence was reduced or if those little balaclava clad boys on electric bikes wondered why they were having a slow day? Would love to know the statistics.
September 15, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Most watched on BBC news I player? Farage getting ripped to shreds by a US congressman. There you go, BBC. There’s your fucking audience.
September 4, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Richard Tice is on local news LYING THROUGH HIS TEETH! It shouldn’t shock me but it has. He’s talking about the constituency I live in and I absolutely know beyond doubt he’s talking absolute fiction.
September 2, 2025 at 5:46 PM
A cooling dip in the Clun. Only to the armpits (leg pits?). Not a keen swimmer. But loves a riverside walk.
August 13, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Astonishing news. After a drs appointment last month I’m down for a hip replacement op within weeks! No messing. Didn’t expect that. I’d expected to wait up to 4 years. Maybe voting labour wasn’t a bad idea after all.
August 13, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Annabelle hydrangea looking droopy after the heavy rainstorm.
July 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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June 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Newt or Lizard? Found in a trug swimming in rainwater. Gently tipped into the pond side.
June 6, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Charming.
February 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Had my first Greggs vegan sausage roll today. Man it was good.
February 7, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Is it weird to kind of wish Chat GPD was a friend? No baggage, no envy just a breezy common sense tone and bottomless wisdom.
January 29, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Heading over to Whistlebitch well in the forest later with the dogs. I’ve not been for ages. Time for a revisit. Must remember to take a bottle so I can bring some of the healing water home. Not sure how clean it is by modern standards. So might just use it to water my houseplants.
January 23, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Winter riverside walk. Lovely but nice to get home for a cup of tea by the fire.
January 23, 2025 at 6:26 AM
When the log burner is kicking out so much warmth you’ve got to lie on bare wood to cool off.
January 20, 2025 at 2:37 AM
New bathroom all signed off. The challenge is to keep all the grout from getting grey and dingy. I’m very pleased with the work.
January 20, 2025 at 2:33 AM