David Rolfe
@dorolfe.bsky.social
Single dad. Gen-X humanist. Program for work, make electronic music for fun. Listen at https://soundcloud.com/dorolfe
The internet was a mistake.
November 22, 2025 at 4:09 PM
The internet was a mistake.
That Wolfwagon rules! (It has ears lol) Sadly this is not called the Wormwagon:
October 20, 2025 at 3:43 PM
That Wolfwagon rules! (It has ears lol) Sadly this is not called the Wormwagon:
Sorry they lumped you in with walker “trump is the peace candidate” bragman
October 14, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Sorry they lumped you in with walker “trump is the peace candidate” bragman
This is a perfect shot from this weeks #dandadan — her shocked expression as block in her hand reflects her mind, perfect timing on the camera movement and background. Loved it!
September 24, 2025 at 2:12 AM
This is a perfect shot from this weeks #dandadan — her shocked expression as block in her hand reflects her mind, perfect timing on the camera movement and background. Loved it!
I too have driven a car all my life and it hasn’t gotten me killed.
September 19, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I too have driven a car all my life and it hasn’t gotten me killed.
Another day to clown Ezra Klein
September 16, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Another day to clown Ezra Klein
This Noah Pinion thing is so stupid because no one even knows if you read Matty everyday unless you’re posting about it or plagiarizing him. Damn. No is getting famous for muting Matty.
That’s not even what “getting canceled” is. 🤦🏼
That’s not even what “getting canceled” is. 🤦🏼
September 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM
This Noah Pinion thing is so stupid because no one even knows if you read Matty everyday unless you’re posting about it or plagiarizing him. Damn. No is getting famous for muting Matty.
That’s not even what “getting canceled” is. 🤦🏼
That’s not even what “getting canceled” is. 🤦🏼
Don’t print lies in the newspaper.
September 11, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Don’t print lies in the newspaper.
September 9, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Just scrolling old screenshots and found this banger tweet.
September 6, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Just scrolling old screenshots and found this banger tweet.
It’s cool they’re still alive to be mad about it.
September 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
It’s cool they’re still alive to be mad about it.
This is what was close so I ate it, but $12 *felt* like a lot.
August 29, 2025 at 9:56 PM
This is what was close so I ate it, but $12 *felt* like a lot.
Just a reminder of what happens after Shinji gets back in the “robot”. #evangelion
August 17, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Just a reminder of what happens after Shinji gets back in the “robot”. #evangelion
This is the tease, then there’s a substack that’s says all the normal stuff, but still concedes the right-wing misogynist framing that “getting some” is something women withhold. You don’t gotta hand it to incels, imo.
August 2, 2025 at 5:17 AM
This is the tease, then there’s a substack that’s says all the normal stuff, but still concedes the right-wing misogynist framing that “getting some” is something women withhold. You don’t gotta hand it to incels, imo.
I paid them a lot to keep making lower decks and other star treks, they got that wrong too, but they couldn’t help themselves with bribing trump and spiking Colbert.
July 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I paid them a lot to keep making lower decks and other star treks, they got that wrong too, but they couldn’t help themselves with bribing trump and spiking Colbert.
But also east, west south and north somewhat.
June 23, 2025 at 1:45 AM
But also east, west south and north somewhat.
It’s so weird that people get memed into thinking the peace in the Middle East party is the bomb Iran party, but the started every war in the Middle East party is the one that wouldn’t bomb Iran. America is cooked.
June 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
It’s so weird that people get memed into thinking the peace in the Middle East party is the bomb Iran party, but the started every war in the Middle East party is the one that wouldn’t bomb Iran. America is cooked.
#astroneer lte finished with a factory to turn dirt into automaton 009 with input from a automatic diamond factory on Vesania.
June 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
#astroneer lte finished with a factory to turn dirt into automaton 009 with input from a automatic diamond factory on Vesania.
This take is dumb af because there’s nothing wrong with aiming to make a scene
We’ve all been begging elected Dems to show courage and throw sand in the gears.
We’ve all been begging elected Dems to show courage and throw sand in the gears.
June 12, 2025 at 10:18 PM
This take is dumb af because there’s nothing wrong with aiming to make a scene
We’ve all been begging elected Dems to show courage and throw sand in the gears.
We’ve all been begging elected Dems to show courage and throw sand in the gears.
Not just wrong, but wrong in a hilarious way. It got today’s date right tho.
(It’s not early release today, that’s Friday, early release is normally 45 mins early, and 1 AM dismissal, haha!)
(It’s not early release today, that’s Friday, early release is normally 45 mins early, and 1 AM dismissal, haha!)
May 28, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Not just wrong, but wrong in a hilarious way. It got today’s date right tho.
(It’s not early release today, that’s Friday, early release is normally 45 mins early, and 1 AM dismissal, haha!)
(It’s not early release today, that’s Friday, early release is normally 45 mins early, and 1 AM dismissal, haha!)