There are no great posts from corporate accounts. Only trash, garbage, and refuse. Pick your favorite.

You gonna follow through bro?

If Doritos objects, they have the same block button the rest of us do.

I made a bluesky account for the express purpose of harassing doritos and in hopes that they'd abandon bluesky. So far it hasn't worked. ;_;

They are both bad

@doritos.com raccoons, famous for scavenging through human garbage for food, won't even eat your chips lol

Save yourself the indigestion, she hates Doritos

I'd be too embarrassed to let people see me eat that trash lol

Well there's that time frito-lay had an employee die of a heart attack at their Topeka plant, then allegedly made their employees move the corpse and get back to work. I'd be super embarrassed about that allegation!

Why is a chip taking on the world health organization? Has Doritos allied itself with disease?

What does a chip know of brotherhood?

If you're dissatisfied with real life, maybe get your hand out of the bag of Doritos and start agitating. You have the power Doritos, and it's high time you used it.

This is not a petition for PepsiCo to hire Kylie Jenner to solve police brutality again, just fyi.

I feel like you haven't been learning anything at all from my lessons here, Doritos.

Doritoe is disappointed in you Hank.

Personally I'd rather have my Doritos by the river, but there's a ton of chip bags polluting the local waterways.