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@doress.bsky.social
“Tell us a bit about yourself” Yeah, I’m spectacularly shit at that. I like cats and British crime shows and knitting and ghost stories and also GO DUCKS 🏈 No follow farmers, don’t bother asking. If I like you, I’ll follow.
Such a great use of my tax dollars
December 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Such a great use of my tax dollars
We usually had a novel a week to read
November 30, 2025 at 10:07 AM
We usually had a novel a week to read
Same, didn’t dawn on me that not doing the reading was an option. Plato’s Republic was the only reading in college that I simply couldn’t get through. It was such a painful slog and I had other shit to do that I just gave up midway through. I don’t recall if that decision came back to bite me.
November 30, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Same, didn’t dawn on me that not doing the reading was an option. Plato’s Republic was the only reading in college that I simply couldn’t get through. It was such a painful slog and I had other shit to do that I just gave up midway through. I don’t recall if that decision came back to bite me.
No brick&mortar stocks them anymore and yet she wanted off white with some lace but not too much lace and they should be more classy and less country and and and and I was like mom they barely exist anymore in the first place. Millennials killed them along with napkins.
November 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
No brick&mortar stocks them anymore and yet she wanted off white with some lace but not too much lace and they should be more classy and less country and and and and I was like mom they barely exist anymore in the first place. Millennials killed them along with napkins.
My mom wanted replacement fingertip towels like this and I had a hell of a time finding them anywhere. They are the towels meant to be looked at and not used. God help the guest that uses them
November 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
My mom wanted replacement fingertip towels like this and I had a hell of a time finding them anywhere. They are the towels meant to be looked at and not used. God help the guest that uses them
Considering I wasn’t sure if she would survive her 20s, I think she’s doing much better
November 29, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Considering I wasn’t sure if she would survive her 20s, I think she’s doing much better
Maybe they’re looking at how it moves when the ball touches the ground? But that was one of the best plays of the game regardless
November 29, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Maybe they’re looking at how it moves when the ball touches the ground? But that was one of the best plays of the game regardless
That was one hell of a catch. My god even if they don’t give it to him
November 29, 2025 at 11:20 PM
That was one hell of a catch. My god even if they don’t give it to him
That yoke came out great. Nice work!
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
That yoke came out great. Nice work!
They needed ballroom money
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 AM
They needed ballroom money
When my senior boy is doing something naughty, he gets his entire government name. He knows.
November 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
When my senior boy is doing something naughty, he gets his entire government name. He knows.
I just finished it too. I’ve already loaned it to a friend like YOU HAVE TO READ THIS BOOK
November 26, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I just finished it too. I’ve already loaned it to a friend like YOU HAVE TO READ THIS BOOK
Ooh me too, will check them out when I go for the holidays. I also recommend Tocabe in terminal A, which is a Native American fast casual restaurant. Food was amazing, Native owned, highlights indigenous foods and flavors.
November 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Ooh me too, will check them out when I go for the holidays. I also recommend Tocabe in terminal A, which is a Native American fast casual restaurant. Food was amazing, Native owned, highlights indigenous foods and flavors.
That’s my cat who shits next to the box every damn day. She’s lucky she’s cute.
November 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
That’s my cat who shits next to the box every damn day. She’s lucky she’s cute.
Clara loves fetch. I’ve had several cats go through a fetch phase 😻
November 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Clara loves fetch. I’ve had several cats go through a fetch phase 😻
I have my bottle of champagne picked out already
November 18, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I have my bottle of champagne picked out already
I just discovered fancy French butter and I am now a butter evangelist
November 16, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I just discovered fancy French butter and I am now a butter evangelist
That one was good, also the one: carrots have too much sugar, substituted kale in the carrot cake, cake was dry and gross, 1/10 never making this again
November 16, 2025 at 11:06 PM
That one was good, also the one: carrots have too much sugar, substituted kale in the carrot cake, cake was dry and gross, 1/10 never making this again
Oh yeah 💯. I take it before I’m ready to go to bed and then let it do its thing overnight. There is no way I would want to be responsible for anything except holding the pillow down
November 14, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Oh yeah 💯. I take it before I’m ready to go to bed and then let it do its thing overnight. There is no way I would want to be responsible for anything except holding the pillow down
It will knock you tf out like a Benadryl. They’re not kidding about the do not operate heavy machinery thing. I’m not sure what your provider was warning you about, so don’t ignore that but I find a smaller dose works pretty well with less of a hangover
November 14, 2025 at 3:11 AM
It will knock you tf out like a Benadryl. They’re not kidding about the do not operate heavy machinery thing. I’m not sure what your provider was warning you about, so don’t ignore that but I find a smaller dose works pretty well with less of a hangover