Driving people around Rhode Island, mostly late night.
Names changed and stories are stories.
Drunk guy in passenger seat calls his friend, who happens to be the police officer driving in front of us:
"Ty, ya padiddle fuck! Hit the lights. The girls love it."
Drunk guy in passenger seat calls his friend, who happens to be the police officer driving in front of us:
"Ty, ya padiddle fuck! Hit the lights. The girls love it."
You know how smells are tied to memories?
Michelle had a fart that whisked me back to a bus ride in Ireland with my Grandparents.
Thanks for the memories, Michelle.
You know how smells are tied to memories?
Michelle had a fart that whisked me back to a bus ride in Ireland with my Grandparents.
Thanks for the memories, Michelle.
To the kilted firefighter who was poured into the truck by your coworker's trans daughter:
Though you could barely speak you got her pronouns right almost every time! Great job!
To the kilted firefighter who was poured into the truck by your coworker's trans daughter:
Though you could barely speak you got her pronouns right almost every time! Great job!
No barfing in the truck!
No barfing in the truck!
To Eliza's friends at Wild Colonial Tavern: you don't deserve her. She wanted to stay home and instead had to come out and solve your drama. Do something nice for her.
To Eliza's friends at Wild Colonial Tavern: you don't deserve her. She wanted to stay home and instead had to come out and solve your drama. Do something nice for her.
23 year old incel doing a Donald Trump impression: "Minorities don't like me in their Ubers"
No shit. 1 star.
23 year old incel doing a Donald Trump impression: "Minorities don't like me in their Ubers"
No shit. 1 star.
Also now want to look up what to make with tuna bones.
Also now want to look up what to make with tuna bones.
Nothing from the lady who said "If you can make a couple stops on the way to the casino I'll give ya a good tip."
Nothing from the lady who said "If you can make a couple stops on the way to the casino I'll give ya a good tip."
«¿Cómo pago?»
«Esta pagado»
Godspeed.
«¿Cómo pago?»
«Esta pagado»
Godspeed.
Shows me her phone.
"Don't text him and look again in the morning"
Shows me her phone.
"Don't text him and look again in the morning"
Older gentleman, looking rough: "Trump is the antichrist"
"Uh, yep"
Dropped him off at the porno theater.
Older gentleman, looking rough: "Trump is the antichrist"
"Uh, yep"
Dropped him off at the porno theater.