Big Uber in Lil Rhody
dopx.bsky.social
Big Uber in Lil Rhody
@dopx.bsky.social
The only Uber Ram 1500 anyone's ever seen.

Driving people around Rhode Island, mostly late night.

Names changed and stories are stories.
It blows my mind how much our infrastructure is designed to hide poverty.
March 28, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Driving #uber has made me radically pro public transit.
March 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM
WOONSOCKET - WOONSOCKET - 9PM - Amy, you're making terrible financial decisions.
March 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
DOWNCITY - COLLEGE HILL -

Drunk guy in passenger seat calls his friend, who happens to be the police officer driving in front of us:

"Ty, ya padiddle fuck! Hit the lights. The girls love it."
March 24, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Reposted by Big Uber in Lil Rhody
March 20, 2025 at 8:51 PM
PVD - LYNN, MA - 9:30PM

You know how smells are tied to memories?

Michelle had a fart that whisked me back to a bus ride in Ireland with my Grandparents.

Thanks for the memories, Michelle.
March 19, 2025 at 5:21 PM
CUMBERLAND - WOONSOCKET - 9:50PM

To the kilted firefighter who was poured into the truck by your coworker's trans daughter:

Though you could barely speak you got her pronouns right almost every time! Great job!
March 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
ST PATRICK'S DAY ALERT:

No barfing in the truck!
March 17, 2025 at 9:54 PM
It's a symphony of smells. Mostly weed.
March 17, 2025 at 4:04 AM
CRANSTON - PVD - 12:30AM

To Eliza's friends at Wild Colonial Tavern: you don't deserve her. She wanted to stay home and instead had to come out and solve your drama. Do something nice for her.
March 16, 2025 at 9:48 PM
JOHNSTON - PVD 10:30PM -
23 year old incel doing a Donald Trump impression: "Minorities don't like me in their Ubers"

No shit. 1 star.
March 16, 2025 at 7:25 PM
You know what feels like an invasion of privacy: seeing someone else's groceries

Also now want to look up what to make with tuna bones.
March 15, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Biggest tip I got so far was from a kid heading home at 3am from his shift at Raisin' Cane's.

Nothing from the lady who said "If you can make a couple stops on the way to the casino I'll give ya a good tip."
March 15, 2025 at 3:21 AM
PVD - PVD 2am - Woman and her 1yr old child get in. Uber paid by someone else. She seems new here. She doesn't know any English. Going to another apartment a mile away. They've got a couple of bags. Kid has no shoes. She goes to get out and looks nervous.
«¿Cómo pago?»

«Esta pagado»

Godspeed.
March 15, 2025 at 3:19 AM
PVD - SCITUATE 1AM - 21 yr old RIC student: "Mr Uber Driver, do you think this guy is cute? I think he might be cute."

Shows me her phone.

"Don't text him and look again in the morning"
March 15, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Here's another takeaway - I'm not working half as hard as any of the people getting into my truck.
March 15, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Here's a takeaway - we need public transit. The number of people paying $10+ to commute home from their minimum wage jobs is nuts!
March 15, 2025 at 3:09 AM
KINGSTON - ROSLINDALE 10PM - "You should have seen how confident I was getting on that train. I went out with some friends in Providence for once, was going to take the train back home to Boston, be so cool. The look on the conductor's face when he saw my ticket and said 'this train is going to DC'"
March 15, 2025 at 3:08 AM
CRAN-PVD 11am -

Older gentleman, looking rough: "Trump is the antichrist"

"Uh, yep"

Dropped him off at the porno theater.
March 15, 2025 at 3:05 AM
This account is for #RI and #PVD folks interested in exploring the other threads of the tapestry of our state.
March 15, 2025 at 3:02 AM