Dopamine Hangover
@dopaminehangover.bsky.social
Gravity Enthusiast, Toast Enjoyer, Theoretical Strudel Physicist
seems like trying to intentionally usher in the end of days and force your messiah to show up by committing atrocities in the name of him is a sure fire way of speedrunning a trip to hell but what do i know.
January 1, 2026 at 12:10 AM
seems like trying to intentionally usher in the end of days and force your messiah to show up by committing atrocities in the name of him is a sure fire way of speedrunning a trip to hell but what do i know.
okay i got a theory (GAME theory) about digital circus u lot won't believe! digital circus is just a fidelity test for hosts in cartoonworld and the last episode of the show will just be the opening credits to westworld season 1. i am SO right if anyone argues i'm gonna pretend u didn't say anything
December 30, 2025 at 11:45 PM
okay i got a theory (GAME theory) about digital circus u lot won't believe! digital circus is just a fidelity test for hosts in cartoonworld and the last episode of the show will just be the opening credits to westworld season 1. i am SO right if anyone argues i'm gonna pretend u didn't say anything
Dune 3: BFG Edition
December 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Dune 3: BFG Edition
We put together some gingerbread houses. They look fantastic, if I do say so myself.
December 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
We put together some gingerbread houses. They look fantastic, if I do say so myself.
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🎄☢ MERRY CHRISTMAS 2025 ☢🎄
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December 25, 2025 at 11:15 AM
🎄☢ MERRY CHRISTMAS 2025 ☢🎄
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boy howdy picking 2024 to start my transition was a great decision. i wonder if i should put my life savings into oracle stock
December 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
boy howdy picking 2024 to start my transition was a great decision. i wonder if i should put my life savings into oracle stock
if anyone needs tips on being algorithmically radioactive hit me up i got some tips 4 u. hell, it's about the only thing i can offer these days.
December 18, 2025 at 1:42 AM
if anyone needs tips on being algorithmically radioactive hit me up i got some tips 4 u. hell, it's about the only thing i can offer these days.
last week bluesky's algo thought i was into bears who are also bottoms. this week it thinks i'm into furries who are also bottoms. since scams are all the rage these days, im gonna put together a betting pool on what the next week's attempt at getting me to goon will be
December 17, 2025 at 9:55 AM
last week bluesky's algo thought i was into bears who are also bottoms. this week it thinks i'm into furries who are also bottoms. since scams are all the rage these days, im gonna put together a betting pool on what the next week's attempt at getting me to goon will be
i never really understood people being tempted by a demon until that lady in leprechaun 3 wished to be beautiful and i was like "that's kinda nice" until her ass exploded
December 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
i never really understood people being tempted by a demon until that lady in leprechaun 3 wished to be beautiful and i was like "that's kinda nice" until her ass exploded
so is manchester known for its man chests? can i see the man chests?
December 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
so is manchester known for its man chests? can i see the man chests?
love getting repeated glances while i'm trying to put groceries into my car. yeah, i'm a clocky bitch so what. get the fuck back into your own business
December 13, 2025 at 12:06 AM
love getting repeated glances while i'm trying to put groceries into my car. yeah, i'm a clocky bitch so what. get the fuck back into your own business
*a guy rear-ends you on the highway, hops out with a giant check, a microphone and a camera crew close behind*
"THIS IS THE CAR CRASH PRIZE PATROL CONGRATULATIONS YOU WIN $5000 AND A COUPON FOR A FREE LARGE DRINK FROM BUCEES HOW DO YOU FEEL?!"
"THIS IS THE CAR CRASH PRIZE PATROL CONGRATULATIONS YOU WIN $5000 AND A COUPON FOR A FREE LARGE DRINK FROM BUCEES HOW DO YOU FEEL?!"
December 11, 2025 at 9:27 PM
*a guy rear-ends you on the highway, hops out with a giant check, a microphone and a camera crew close behind*
"THIS IS THE CAR CRASH PRIZE PATROL CONGRATULATIONS YOU WIN $5000 AND A COUPON FOR A FREE LARGE DRINK FROM BUCEES HOW DO YOU FEEL?!"
"THIS IS THE CAR CRASH PRIZE PATROL CONGRATULATIONS YOU WIN $5000 AND A COUPON FOR A FREE LARGE DRINK FROM BUCEES HOW DO YOU FEEL?!"
i'm intentionally using my gpu to make this game look shittier than the out-of-box settings the application defaults prescribe. i wonder if there's a way to get it to do the characteristic texture wobble?
December 8, 2025 at 12:17 AM
i'm intentionally using my gpu to make this game look shittier than the out-of-box settings the application defaults prescribe. i wonder if there's a way to get it to do the characteristic texture wobble?
*barges into the board room after several lines of cocaine* OKAY OKAY...OKAY LETS REBOOT HOME ALONE BUTBUTBUT MAKE A SEQUEL TO THE SECOND ONE AND AND ADULT KEVIN'S GOTTA EVADE THE ALIEN FROM ALIEN WE'LL CALL IT HOME ALON³
December 6, 2025 at 10:22 PM
*barges into the board room after several lines of cocaine* OKAY OKAY...OKAY LETS REBOOT HOME ALONE BUTBUTBUT MAKE A SEQUEL TO THE SECOND ONE AND AND ADULT KEVIN'S GOTTA EVADE THE ALIEN FROM ALIEN WE'LL CALL IT HOME ALON³
gonna make a confession right here right now: i've had a crush on Jenette Vasquez since i was 6.
December 4, 2025 at 1:53 AM
gonna make a confession right here right now: i've had a crush on Jenette Vasquez since i was 6.
i think i'm going to start looking into font creation for linux. i've never created a font and wanna know if it'll work with an idea i've had for a long time but never acted on.
December 1, 2025 at 3:57 AM
i think i'm going to start looking into font creation for linux. i've never created a font and wanna know if it'll work with an idea i've had for a long time but never acted on.
it's easier to see how insufficient the chatbot is if you start talking to it about things you know, which makes me think the people most enthusiastic about it don't know shit about fuck.
November 29, 2025 at 11:13 AM
it's easier to see how insufficient the chatbot is if you start talking to it about things you know, which makes me think the people most enthusiastic about it don't know shit about fuck.
i can't even imagine how annoying the internet was in the 1600s when all these prominent dutch people couldn't stop tweeting about what a world changing investment flowers were gonna be.
November 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
i can't even imagine how annoying the internet was in the 1600s when all these prominent dutch people couldn't stop tweeting about what a world changing investment flowers were gonna be.
i have a...fond? i don't know if that's the right word...i have a memory of my school playing mac and me during a bad weather day and i have no idea what the staff was thinking on that one.
November 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
i have a...fond? i don't know if that's the right word...i have a memory of my school playing mac and me during a bad weather day and i have no idea what the staff was thinking on that one.
One of my favorite genres of graphic design is for 90's productivity suites, and The Stanley Parable had a really fantastic limited edition that made fun of those. I had to sell it to help fund my move and I miss it to this day. I really hope whoever got it from me enjoys the hell out of it.
November 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM
One of my favorite genres of graphic design is for 90's productivity suites, and The Stanley Parable had a really fantastic limited edition that made fun of those. I had to sell it to help fund my move and I miss it to this day. I really hope whoever got it from me enjoys the hell out of it.
if anyone politely asks me to unblock ads i just remember the time lowtax asked for the same thing and the honda oddyssey shockwave flash ad he was running crashed my browser every time i visited his site. i'm never falling for that one again.
November 15, 2025 at 4:14 AM
if anyone politely asks me to unblock ads i just remember the time lowtax asked for the same thing and the honda oddyssey shockwave flash ad he was running crashed my browser every time i visited his site. i'm never falling for that one again.
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Blahaj is coming out of this pretty bag to wish you a good Trans Awareness Week. ✨🦈🏳️⚧️
#art #cuteart #transawarenessmonth
#art #cuteart #transawarenessmonth
November 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Blahaj is coming out of this pretty bag to wish you a good Trans Awareness Week. ✨🦈🏳️⚧️
#art #cuteart #transawarenessmonth
#art #cuteart #transawarenessmonth
would it be out of pocket to call voyager "epstein's star trek" or is it too soon?
November 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM
would it be out of pocket to call voyager "epstein's star trek" or is it too soon?