We’re doomed, aren’t we?
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Daily rants and a satirical look at the world. Contains swearing. Just for laughs. But seriously, we’re doomed, aren’t we.
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CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
LANGLEY, VA—A report released Tuesday by the CIA’s Office of the Inspector General revealed that the CIA has mistakenly obscured hundreds of thousands of pages of critical intelligence information wit...
theonion.com
January 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
Announcing the 1st Annual “We’re Doomed Aren’t We Awards”, or “Doomies” - awarded to recognise public figures for outstanding shithousery, ineptitude, bastardisation, or for just generally being complete hoof-fucking wankwaffles! Nominees will be announced soon!
November 23, 2024 at 11:52 AM
Announcing the 1st Annual “We’re Doomed Aren’t We Awards”, or “Doomies” - awarded to recognise public figures for outstanding shithousery, ineptitude, bastardisation, or for just generally being complete hoof-fucking wankwaffles! Nominees will be announced soon!
When did reels of people dressed as plants or statues making people jump become a thing? Like, fuck me Dave have you fucking nothing better to do than dress like a yucca and make strangers shit their literal pants? Nobhead.
November 18, 2024 at 6:17 PM
When did reels of people dressed as plants or statues making people jump become a thing? Like, fuck me Dave have you fucking nothing better to do than dress like a yucca and make strangers shit their literal pants? Nobhead.
Heil online reporting Gen Z is raging a WAR on sandwiches.
Hardly qualifies as fucking warfare, does it. Not sure we need to call in Kate Adie to my local Pret just yet. Don’t think we need fucking UN Peacekeepers outside of Bridlington town centre Greggs, do we. Useless right wing gob shites.
Hardly qualifies as fucking warfare, does it. Not sure we need to call in Kate Adie to my local Pret just yet. Don’t think we need fucking UN Peacekeepers outside of Bridlington town centre Greggs, do we. Useless right wing gob shites.
November 18, 2024 at 4:35 PM
Heil online reporting Gen Z is raging a WAR on sandwiches.
Hardly qualifies as fucking warfare, does it. Not sure we need to call in Kate Adie to my local Pret just yet. Don’t think we need fucking UN Peacekeepers outside of Bridlington town centre Greggs, do we. Useless right wing gob shites.
Hardly qualifies as fucking warfare, does it. Not sure we need to call in Kate Adie to my local Pret just yet. Don’t think we need fucking UN Peacekeepers outside of Bridlington town centre Greggs, do we. Useless right wing gob shites.
No word of a lie, my ma just got in the car and said “you smell nice dear or is it the car” and I’m like “aye mother it’s fucking Eau de Magic Tree” and that was the end of the conversation. Now I don’t know if she realises I was being sassy or she’s going to Boots to try and buy some for my dad.
conversation.now
November 18, 2024 at 10:00 AM
No word of a lie, my ma just got in the car and said “you smell nice dear or is it the car” and I’m like “aye mother it’s fucking Eau de Magic Tree” and that was the end of the conversation. Now I don’t know if she realises I was being sassy or she’s going to Boots to try and buy some for my dad.