Spider-Duck
@doomduck.bsky.social
Can I swing from a web? It’s not entirely clear.
(EM doc, he/him, loves these cats)
(EM doc, he/him, loves these cats)
SMB2 called them eggs, but they’re sperm for sure.
August 23, 2025 at 4:26 AM
SMB2 called them eggs, but they’re sperm for sure.
Oh no she katydidn’t!
August 23, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Oh no she katydidn’t!
We don’t need no penetration. We don’t need no thot control. 🎶
July 25, 2025 at 11:52 AM
We don’t need no penetration. We don’t need no thot control. 🎶
I didn’t realize someone had remade The Wall
July 25, 2025 at 9:31 AM
I didn’t realize someone had remade The Wall
Oh phew, someone else made the same joke as a response. Im saved!
July 7, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Oh phew, someone else made the same joke as a response. Im saved!
Reposted by Spider-Duck
"Hump the bar? I'd rather find the bar!"
DOOOOHOOHOHOH
"Can you engage your glutes?"
"I dunno, can you disengage me from this gym?"
BAHH HOH HAHAH HOOO
DOOOOHOOHOHOH
"Can you engage your glutes?"
"I dunno, can you disengage me from this gym?"
BAHH HOH HAHAH HOOO
July 7, 2025 at 11:02 PM
"Hump the bar? I'd rather find the bar!"
DOOOOHOOHOHOH
"Can you engage your glutes?"
"I dunno, can you disengage me from this gym?"
BAHH HOH HAHAH HOOO
DOOOOHOOHOHOH
"Can you engage your glutes?"
"I dunno, can you disengage me from this gym?"
BAHH HOH HAHAH HOOO
Hip thrusts? More like hip rusts!
July 7, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Hip thrusts? More like hip rusts!
Reason 42: Hip thrust bench moves when exercising?
Or
Reason 42: This one ICU nurse keeps Statler and Waldorfing everyone doing hip thrusts?
Or
Reason 42: This one ICU nurse keeps Statler and Waldorfing everyone doing hip thrusts?
July 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Reason 42: Hip thrust bench moves when exercising?
Or
Reason 42: This one ICU nurse keeps Statler and Waldorfing everyone doing hip thrusts?
Or
Reason 42: This one ICU nurse keeps Statler and Waldorfing everyone doing hip thrusts?
I’m dragging and I need someone to refresh me too.
July 7, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I’m dragging and I need someone to refresh me too.
The Brave Little Toaster ruined me for these sorts of things.
April 8, 2025 at 9:54 PM
The Brave Little Toaster ruined me for these sorts of things.
Good news at last! Excited to hear more.
March 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Good news at last! Excited to hear more.
Sorry, cummie back to? Is that the new lingo?
March 13, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Sorry, cummie back to? Is that the new lingo?
I’m not on the Bsky for weeks and this is what I come back to?
March 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I’m not on the Bsky for weeks and this is what I come back to?
Oh no! Good luck wee Mochi! I would also be an absolute wreck tbh
February 4, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Oh no! Good luck wee Mochi! I would also be an absolute wreck tbh