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Can I swing from a web? It’s not entirely clear.
(EM doc, he/him, loves these cats)
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Tophee, a small brown tabby with a white chin, lies on her side on a table. Her mouth is open as in surprise!
August 23, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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Okay, a post that’s isn’t a patapodopun (a definitely real word.)

I’m at Wimbledon! It’s been a great day so far.
A green grass court with Flavio on one side and Novak on the other. It looks like it could be AI generated, but I assure you it’s not! The green is very pretty.
July 9, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Today at Wimbledon, a scheme is afoot. #ducktales
Background: The grass courts of Wimbledon. The stands are starting to fill. Foreground: A blue shoe with a geometric texture, and in it a foot wearing a sock with the greatest Scottish billionaire duck, Flintheart Glomgold. Old Flinty (as he’s sometimes known) is a stocky white duck, and obviously the most Scottish. He’s from the reboot of Ducktales.
July 9, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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Hip thrusts? More like hip rusts!
Statler and Waldorf, two old man muppets, sit in a red satin-lined balcony mocking those who appear before them. On the left, Statler with bushy white hair, on the right an Ebenezer Scrooge looking Waldorf with his muppet mouth hanging open in laughter.
July 7, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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I wouldn’t normally, but how did it know?
the signs as mario kart characters aries: donkey kong taurus: toad gemini: koopa troopa cancer: yoshi leo: peach virgo: luigi libra: rosalina scorpio: waluigi sagittarius: bowser capricorn: mario aquarius: dry bones pisces: daisy
April 4, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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Bumi just has the most pronounced Japanese animation cat smile I’ve seen.
Two tabby cats, one in front face down in a blanket. The other is laying in a brown cardboard cat-bowl with a self-satisfied grin on his white mouth.
January 29, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Requisite chef ferret pic
A gray and white and brown ferret in a sassy pose wearing a chef hat. He just cooked a plate of tacos!
December 30, 2024 at 12:22 AM
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Tommy Wiseau, a distinct stereotype of an Eastern European vampire but as a person, clenches his fists and shouts - pain etched on his face. From the movie The Room.
December 29, 2024 at 10:44 PM
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I have a similarly themed set! (Moved em a bit to fit into a picture.)
A picture of a Gollum-Sméagol set of book ends. The books behind include a few Stranger Planet booklets, Witch’s Book of Self Care, Name of the Wind, and Oryx and Crake.
December 26, 2024 at 7:21 AM
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I thought “wow that sounds interesting - I’m gonna check it out!”

Anyways, this is the author bio on Amazon:
“This is awkward and a little creepy. They tell me I have to do it for promotional purposes, but I've already got a blog. I've already got a website. Being told that setting up an author page on fcuking *Amazon* is essential to success? A company that treats us all like such goddamn children it doesn't even allow us to correctly spell an epithet with a venerable history going back 900 years or more? That just sucks the one-eyed purple trouser eel. Also the bio information above is fucked. For example, my work has only appeared in 36 BoY collections, not 350; the noms and awards info is out of date too, but apparently it was all written by some publishing house and I can't change it from this interface. Still, here I am. But if you're really all that interested, go check out my actual blog/website. Google is not your friend (any more than Amazon is), but at least it'll point you in the right direction. I'm the one on the left, by the way.” The author’s pfp is a picture of a white man with a goatee and graying hair on the left, and a white cat on the right.
December 23, 2024 at 2:16 PM
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Early Xmas spread!
A cornucopia of dishes - chocolate cake, potatoes, salad, medium rare filet, and Colombian style rice (yellow and delicious.) All atop a marble white counter top.
December 22, 2024 at 2:22 AM
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Sorry there’s only one masterful gambit in my book
A picture of Remy LeBeau, aka Gambit, a Caucasian man with brown hair wearing a skin tight thing around the sides of his head and neck, with the face and hair exposed. He has a brown trench coat and holds an Ace of Spades in his hand, ready to throw it.
December 20, 2024 at 1:24 AM
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When you want to get your chakra pounded out but your third eye isn’t gaping
Erlang Shen from Black Myth Wukong. A pale Asian man with long black hair, glancing down as if in thought. His third eye in the center of his forehead doesn’t not look like a vagina.
December 19, 2024 at 4:39 PM
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I came here to make a l’chaimari joke about foreskins so I guess I’ll leave it here
Rings of squid, aka calamari. But they look like they could be foreskins, hypothetically.
December 18, 2024 at 12:45 PM
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Chiyo and Osaka fly using their hair. Chiyo is smiling while Osaka cries. From the anime for Azumanga Daioh. They are both drawn in a silly/ cutesy anime style and both are school aged girls wearing a pink and burgundy uniform.
December 9, 2024 at 3:38 AM
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It depends on the vampire! They sometimes put fangs in some strange spots
A set of eight vampire fangs showing the different placements of fangs in various media. Dracula: Canines Nosferatu: Front middle incisors Interview with the Vampire: Canines and a little guy next to them True Blood: Front adjacent incisors Underworld: Canines and a weirdly shaped adjacent Supernatural: Just all of em The Lost Boys: Front adjacent incisors mostly, and little canines Twilight: Just some guy’s teeth all filed
December 4, 2024 at 1:50 PM
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Holy shit - those first panels are me!

My friends SWORE I’d love running. “Try a half marathon - you’ll get addicted!”

My online compatriots, this was not so.
Jonathan Frakes meme with multiple instances of him saying, “Wrong. No. It never happened. No way. Not a chance. Pure fiction. It’s a total fabrication.”
December 2, 2024 at 1:33 PM
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“Patient is an elderly person with a chief complaint of constipation.”
“Liar! Liar! Liaaaaarr!!” screams the old woman and wife of Miracle Max in the Princess Bride. She is elderly with a brown robe, wrinkly skin, and white messy hair. She is pointing angrily as she shouts.
December 1, 2024 at 5:30 AM
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Wait, how so? Like -
A white appearing man in black clothes sits in a relaxed position, feet flat on the ground, knees bent all the way, butt a few inches off the ground, arms relaxed over his knees. Is this sitting in a squat?
November 30, 2024 at 1:22 PM
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Two years since we adopted these milkchins. We call it Avatar Day since they’re both named after earthbenders.
Tophee is a little brown tabby cat, curled up into a tiny ball. She’s sleeping on a green-orange-white quilt. Bumi is a fluffier tabby cat, currently flopped over on his back with his belly exposed to the world. He’s asleep in a bowl made of corrugated cardboard.
November 30, 2024 at 4:23 AM
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No one likes to talk about the origin of the word skeet, but historians agree it was in 1991 on Nickelodeon.
Mosquito “Skeeter” Valentine from the show Doug. He’s a cartoon man with blue-green skin, a red shirt with a lightning bolt, and short scant hair. He’s pointing at himself with his thumb.
November 26, 2024 at 12:20 AM
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See Fig. A
From Steven Universe - Amethyst, a purple lady with long white-pink hair, tilts her head back to devour a burrito in one go.
November 25, 2024 at 10:06 PM
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Sorry, we have a kidney rhesus?
Rhesus monkey - a light brown and white monkey gazing towards the camera. He hates sodium though, so I think we’ll be okay.
November 25, 2024 at 2:09 AM
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The happiest of cats.
The back of the heads of two brown-black tabby cats. On the left, Tophee. She has tall bat-like ears. On the right, Bumi. He’s got a bigger, shaggier head but smaller ears. They’re bonded siblings and they lurv each other.
November 21, 2024 at 9:02 PM
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Apropos of nothing
A scene from Dr Who where a woman’s face becomes implanted into a slab of concrete. She’s still alive and speaks, it’s very strange. She has glasses and looks understandably surprised at her situation.
November 19, 2024 at 4:05 AM