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Spider-Duck
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Can I swing from a web? It’s not entirely clear.
(EM doc, he/him, loves these cats)
August 23, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Okay, a post that’s isn’t a patapodopun (a definitely real word.)

I’m at Wimbledon! It’s been a great day so far.
July 9, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Today at Wimbledon, a scheme is afoot. #ducktales
July 9, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Hip thrusts? More like hip rusts!
July 7, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I wouldn’t normally, but how did it know?
April 4, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Bumi just has the most pronounced Japanese animation cat smile I’ve seen.
January 29, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Requisite chef ferret pic
December 30, 2024 at 12:22 AM
December 29, 2024 at 10:44 PM
I have a similarly themed set! (Moved em a bit to fit into a picture.)
December 26, 2024 at 7:21 AM
I thought “wow that sounds interesting - I’m gonna check it out!”

Anyways, this is the author bio on Amazon:
December 23, 2024 at 2:16 PM
Early Xmas spread!
December 22, 2024 at 2:22 AM
Sorry there’s only one masterful gambit in my book
December 20, 2024 at 1:24 AM
When you want to get your chakra pounded out but your third eye isn’t gaping
December 19, 2024 at 4:39 PM
I came here to make a l’chaimari joke about foreskins so I guess I’ll leave it here
December 18, 2024 at 12:45 PM
December 9, 2024 at 3:38 AM
It depends on the vampire! They sometimes put fangs in some strange spots
December 4, 2024 at 1:50 PM
Holy shit - those first panels are me!

My friends SWORE I’d love running. “Try a half marathon - you’ll get addicted!”

My online compatriots, this was not so.
December 2, 2024 at 1:33 PM
“Patient is an elderly person with a chief complaint of constipation.”
December 1, 2024 at 5:30 AM
Wait, how so? Like -
November 30, 2024 at 1:22 PM
Two years since we adopted these milkchins. We call it Avatar Day since they’re both named after earthbenders.
November 30, 2024 at 4:23 AM
No one likes to talk about the origin of the word skeet, but historians agree it was in 1991 on Nickelodeon.
November 26, 2024 at 12:20 AM
See Fig. A
November 25, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Sorry, we have a kidney rhesus?
November 25, 2024 at 2:09 AM
The happiest of cats.
November 21, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Apropos of nothing
November 19, 2024 at 4:05 AM