Doomcard
doomcard.bsky.social
Doomcard
@doomcard.bsky.social
Currently banned from 0 Hooters
January 23, 2025 at 5:49 AM
When her breasts are boobily. #WifeMaterial
January 22, 2025 at 10:48 PM
When she threatens suicide whenever she is losing an argument. #WifeMaterial
January 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM
When she demands to hold your wiener when you pee #WifeMaterial
January 22, 2025 at 3:26 AM
When she threatens to kill you for no particular reason #WifeMaterial
January 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
When her nicotine addiction makes her aggressive #WifeMaterial
January 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
You need a jorts-enabled lifestyle
January 21, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Everyone has a superpower, like doing their taxes quickly or squirting really far. You gotta find what makes you special. #motivationalmonday
January 19, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Show her you love her, steal her car battery and throw it in the ocean. #Truelove
January 18, 2025 at 8:20 PM
The word of the day is girlboss.
January 16, 2025 at 11:59 PM
There will be a day men give birth, and you're not ready for it. #ominous
January 16, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I'm ready for Rey Fenix to appear at the Royal Rumble to save Penta from American Made. #WWE #RoyalRumble
January 15, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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January 14, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Where are the hot goth girls trying to sell my kidneys?
January 13, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Papa never taught me how to twerk.
January 12, 2025 at 4:17 AM
The minions should be less sexy
January 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Coming soon to Tiktok: The #MucinexChallenge, where people take Mucinex until they vomit.
January 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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BREAKING NEWS: Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announces resignation, as Canada officially admits defeat in the Drake vs. Kendrick beef.
January 6, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Why would god make a tragedy like menopause? #Bloodyprayers
January 6, 2025 at 6:40 AM
we need more thrillville
January 4, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Who needs love when you have hamburgers?
January 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM
If you're not boofing creatine, are you really trying? #motivationalmondays
January 4, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Kwanzaa was cool, I wish Africa celebrated it.
January 4, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I do not like the cold, I am built for hell, and it's not meant to freeze over. #winter
January 3, 2025 at 1:12 PM