Love y'all, but "no trillionaires" feels like it concedes WAY too much ground.

I've been looking at something exactly like this -- two briskets, 100 dogs, a couple of butts, handing out plates until it's gone.

so much of everything just rested on a massive game of prisoners dilemma where it was just assumed that everyone who played would have -- on some baseline level -- a shared interest in the health of our institutions

Philly

It wasn't the real Santa.

"much more, persistently alleged in abundant, florid, and enervating detail"