Patsnotatweetin
@dontbemeanto.me
Astronaut, hedgehog, and avid reader of discontinued magazines
The letter W is superfluous at best and a selfish twit at worst
The letter W is superfluous at best and a selfish twit at worst
ah shit my ratatouille was a lab retread
March 20, 2025 at 12:31 AM
ah shit my ratatouille was a lab retread
Wtf. Was walking my baby AT-AT and someone's Medusa just attacked it. Leash your creatures folks
February 28, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Wtf. Was walking my baby AT-AT and someone's Medusa just attacked it. Leash your creatures folks
don corleone : we have known each other many years, but this is the first time you've come to me for counsel or for help. but let's be frank here. you never wanted my friendship. and you feared to be in my debt.
me: please I just want a new nickname
me: please I just want a new nickname
February 17, 2025 at 11:33 PM
don corleone : we have known each other many years, but this is the first time you've come to me for counsel or for help. but let's be frank here. you never wanted my friendship. and you feared to be in my debt.
me: please I just want a new nickname
me: please I just want a new nickname
I simply cannot believe the supposedly most savvy investors in the country just bought into another freaking buzzword.
How do people keep investing in tech that has never proven to make profit? The gap between successful company and stock price is widening every freaking day
How do people keep investing in tech that has never proven to make profit? The gap between successful company and stock price is widening every freaking day
February 2, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I simply cannot believe the supposedly most savvy investors in the country just bought into another freaking buzzword.
How do people keep investing in tech that has never proven to make profit? The gap between successful company and stock price is widening every freaking day
How do people keep investing in tech that has never proven to make profit? The gap between successful company and stock price is widening every freaking day
They gave this dude the international criminal feature all for being correct
February 2, 2025 at 4:32 PM
They gave this dude the international criminal feature all for being correct
We're in dystopian prologue now
January 31, 2025 at 2:10 PM
We're in dystopian prologue now
She was the *worst* but she was hella right here. Operating System UI should have stopped with Windows XP
January 30, 2025 at 6:12 PM
She was the *worst* but she was hella right here. Operating System UI should have stopped with Windows XP
Becoming more and more indistinguishable in looks, motives, and idiocy
January 28, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Becoming more and more indistinguishable in looks, motives, and idiocy
Hey Siri, show me an example of code switching
January 27, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Hey Siri, show me an example of code switching
group chats until apple gives up on its peer pressure based marketing
January 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
group chats until apple gives up on its peer pressure based marketing
Yes we've been through this Mac
January 23, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Yes we've been through this Mac
"Your connection was interrupted A network change was detected."
Who changed it Apple? WHO?!
Who changed it Apple? WHO?!
January 23, 2025 at 1:32 PM
"Your connection was interrupted A network change was detected."
Who changed it Apple? WHO?!
Who changed it Apple? WHO?!
The Windows Vistafication of MacOS is complete
January 23, 2025 at 1:23 PM
The Windows Vistafication of MacOS is complete
"bullet struck by boeing whistleblower"
January 16, 2025 at 12:02 AM
"bullet struck by boeing whistleblower"
bet the bruise was pretty metal
January 3, 2025 at 3:37 PM
bet the bruise was pretty metal
Hot tip. Don't link your Goodreads to your LinkedIn.
# ᴏᴘᴇɴ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴏʀᴋ
# ᴏᴘᴇɴ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴏʀᴋ
December 27, 2024 at 6:25 PM
Hot tip. Don't link your Goodreads to your LinkedIn.
# ᴏᴘᴇɴ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴏʀᴋ
# ᴏᴘᴇɴ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴏʀᴋ
I ordered a british insult guide and they just sent me this
December 6, 2024 at 4:46 AM
I ordered a british insult guide and they just sent me this
~12 minutes after finishing my morning coffee
December 1, 2024 at 4:04 PM
~12 minutes after finishing my morning coffee
handing your resume to Starbucks like
November 21, 2024 at 12:56 PM
handing your resume to Starbucks like
oh no, Voldemort is back!
July 9, 2023 at 1:53 PM
oh no, Voldemort is back!
Sign writer never heard someone from Yorkshire speak
July 2, 2023 at 12:35 PM
Sign writer never heard someone from Yorkshire speak
Which feed do you guys spend the most time in?
June 25, 2023 at 12:12 AM
Which feed do you guys spend the most time in?