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professional troublemaker (penetration tester) and anti-futurist •
father of 3 windows phones •
hiding in seattle •
putting the word "furry" in my bio to end up on random blocklists •
twitter.com/jkmartindale • @jkmartindale@mastodon.social
jira is a blockchain confirmed
November 15, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 2:56 AM
true, I learned my lesson

never use two step auth
November 13, 2025 at 2:03 AM
What If...? season 3: I stand by what I said about how the multiverse saga should've been building off What If, because this was a very cool and satisfying arc that would be hard to top in terms of big bad. MCU Kang had no hope of beating that, and I'm not sure Robert Downy Doomior could either.
November 8, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Reposted by jk
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Agatha All Along: love that Jennifer Barkley and April Ludgate are completely unchanged as witches. Neat how the outro stays the same but as the show unfolds its meaning changes. Very fitting WandaVision season 2. Didn't plan on this lining up with spooky season, it just happened and that's cool.
November 1, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Deadpool & Wolverine: no
November 1, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Skipped Echo because I'm kinda squeamish and based on the IMDb parents guide it sounds like Many Things In It would ruin my nights
November 1, 2025 at 5:05 AM
there were soooo many tbh
October 29, 2025 at 7:55 AM