jk
@dontatme.bsky.social
professional troublemaker (penetration tester) and anti-futurist •
father of 3 windows phones •
hiding in seattle •
putting the word "furry" in my bio to end up on random blocklists •
twitter.com/jkmartindale • @jkmartindale@mastodon.social
father of 3 windows phones •
hiding in seattle •
putting the word "furry" in my bio to end up on random blocklists •
twitter.com/jkmartindale • @jkmartindale@mastodon.social
why oh why did TSA choose to use this domain to send email
November 19, 2025 at 6:24 AM
why oh why did TSA choose to use this domain to send email
I wonder what graven image moses would have to say about me using the graven image chat app
![Screenshot from the Text With Jesus App Store listing. The screenshot depicts a conversation with "Moses", with the caption "OLD TESTAMENT. Moses, Abraham, Noah, Samson and more!"
Moses: Shalom. traveller! 🙏 I am Moses, a servant of God. it is a joy to meet you here.
User: Hi Moses! I've always been curious about the parting of the Red Sea. How did you feel then?
Moses: It was a moment of faith and obedience, traveller. With the Israelites at my back and Pharaoh's army fast approaching, I trusted in God's promise. His power, not mine, parted the sea. 🌊
User: That's inspiring. It must have been amazing to witness such a miracle. 🤩
Moses: Indeed. It was a sight to behold and a strong testament of God's might and faithfulness. 🌟
User: What can I learn from that event?
Moses: The lesson, dear traveller, is to trust in God's plan even when the [cut off]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:irrw42t3y7hb3p4dzdjhcrux/bafkreifyjof6ssqsnc2ccy3djiykgjexq3hqclrz5fydydjouikwvwcrsq@jpeg)
November 15, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I wonder what graven image moses would have to say about me using the graven image chat app
I'm thinking about this Urban Dictionary definition again
November 9, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I'm thinking about this Urban Dictionary definition again
each month, my building posts a neighborhood events calendar
inexplicably, this month it's Very Incorrect AI Slop that:
- Has droopy typos
- Has times with no event name
- Starts on the wrong day
- Doesn't have a single correct event date
- Really likes Dallas
how did they not notice ???
inexplicably, this month it's Very Incorrect AI Slop that:
- Has droopy typos
- Has times with no event name
- Starts on the wrong day
- Doesn't have a single correct event date
- Really likes Dallas
how did they not notice ???
November 8, 2025 at 4:29 AM
each month, my building posts a neighborhood events calendar
inexplicably, this month it's Very Incorrect AI Slop that:
- Has droopy typos
- Has times with no event name
- Starts on the wrong day
- Doesn't have a single correct event date
- Really likes Dallas
how did they not notice ???
inexplicably, this month it's Very Incorrect AI Slop that:
- Has droopy typos
- Has times with no event name
- Starts on the wrong day
- Doesn't have a single correct event date
- Really likes Dallas
how did they not notice ???
just generated a password too iconic to use
November 2, 2025 at 1:22 AM
just generated a password too iconic to use
what in the tesla diner hell
October 9, 2025 at 1:42 AM
what in the tesla diner hell
apparently Google Play thinks I own three of the same phone ???
October 1, 2025 at 5:34 AM
apparently Google Play thinks I own three of the same phone ???
Like this bugs me so much!
Previously the worst MCU motion graphics goof was a typo nobody caught in Captain America: The Winter Soldier, but at least that was a plausible accident
Someone animated this whole intro sequence and made the conscious decision to mess up the seekbar and playhead
Previously the worst MCU motion graphics goof was a typo nobody caught in Captain America: The Winter Soldier, but at least that was a plausible accident
Someone animated this whole intro sequence and made the conscious decision to mess up the seekbar and playhead
September 30, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Like this bugs me so much!
Previously the worst MCU motion graphics goof was a typo nobody caught in Captain America: The Winter Soldier, but at least that was a plausible accident
Someone animated this whole intro sequence and made the conscious decision to mess up the seekbar and playhead
Previously the worst MCU motion graphics goof was a typo nobody caught in Captain America: The Winter Soldier, but at least that was a plausible accident
Someone animated this whole intro sequence and made the conscious decision to mess up the seekbar and playhead
I Am Groot season 2: Two seasons and they still haven't explained how 2/3 of 36 seconds is somehow 36 seconds
September 30, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I Am Groot season 2: Two seasons and they still haven't explained how 2/3 of 36 seconds is somehow 36 seconds
damn, I'm gonna miss CreativeLive
September 29, 2025 at 7:49 PM
damn, I'm gonna miss CreativeLive
Refreshing to see a Twitter spam account straight up tell you what it is
September 29, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Refreshing to see a Twitter spam account straight up tell you what it is
why is the Microsoft Paint close confirmation window so big now ???
September 28, 2025 at 6:00 AM
why is the Microsoft Paint close confirmation window so big now ???
I'm a little shocked that I still have access to my university's MATLAB license
September 21, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I'm a little shocked that I still have access to my university's MATLAB license
having to explain to a customer support rep what mail is was NOT on my 2025 bingo card 😭
![Delta support chat window.
Marilan: You're most welcome! May I ask what email you have been receiving?
Me: I've been getting physical mail for [name censored], who hasn't lived here for years
Marilan: Can you please clarify what you mean by physical mail?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:irrw42t3y7hb3p4dzdjhcrux/bafkreigjluylbdaa6hm7nzdoantpftqfb2zbouxy5y4n4rznglfsbsayju@jpeg)
September 13, 2025 at 12:07 AM
having to explain to a customer support rep what mail is was NOT on my 2025 bingo card 😭
checking back on Gitter all these years later and wow it's still got more sharp edges than a bag of broken glass (there is no password field on the signin page)
September 3, 2025 at 8:06 AM
checking back on Gitter all these years later and wow it's still got more sharp edges than a bag of broken glass (there is no password field on the signin page)
Chrome (very good developers, some of the best, have not made any UX mistakes in the past 5 minutes) gives me a duplicate "Open in reading mode" context menu entry for some reason
September 2, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Chrome (very good developers, some of the best, have not made any UX mistakes in the past 5 minutes) gives me a duplicate "Open in reading mode" context menu entry for some reason
thank u Ryan Rockstar from Rockstar Support telling me to contact support regarding a missing hoodie from the Lucky Wheel in a support ticket regarding a missing hoodie from the Lucky Wheel
August 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM
thank u Ryan Rockstar from Rockstar Support telling me to contact support regarding a missing hoodie from the Lucky Wheel in a support ticket regarding a missing hoodie from the Lucky Wheel
"hi, we don't know what our own software does so we asked the computer to tell us. sometimes it lies. good luck :)"
what an absolutely deranged thing to tell your users
support.google.com/googlenest/a...
what an absolutely deranged thing to tell your users
support.google.com/googlenest/a...
August 14, 2025 at 5:24 PM
"hi, we don't know what our own software does so we asked the computer to tell us. sometimes it lies. good luck :)"
what an absolutely deranged thing to tell your users
support.google.com/googlenest/a...
what an absolutely deranged thing to tell your users
support.google.com/googlenest/a...
red lobster hit me with the strawberry lobster 😭
August 10, 2025 at 4:07 AM
red lobster hit me with the strawberry lobster 😭
Twitter's back to actually letting you view profiles and their tweets without logging in...unless the profile doesn't have enough followers, in which case it pretends they never tweeted. very nortmal website.
August 3, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Twitter's back to actually letting you view profiles and their tweets without logging in...unless the profile doesn't have enough followers, in which case it pretends they never tweeted. very nortmal website.
Hawkeye: This should've been a movie. This should've been called Yelena the way she carries the whole thing. I'm glad this confirms BLÅHAJ exists in the MCU but I wish I had a full-length version of Rogers: The Musical.
August 3, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Hawkeye: This should've been a movie. This should've been called Yelena the way she carries the whole thing. I'm glad this confirms BLÅHAJ exists in the MCU but I wish I had a full-length version of Rogers: The Musical.
my pattern recognition neurons are firing 🧐
July 22, 2025 at 3:11 AM
my pattern recognition neurons are firing 🧐