also may I say not THAT mac n cheese (pictured in the piece) it looks insipid as hell

oh SHIT yes. Dungeness ftw

I will add the following: our students lack the research skills required to audit an LLM essay for errors. They don’t arrive on campus with these skills; we teach it to them over four long years. So throwing freshmen in the deep end and saying “swim your way to a shore of rectitude” is folly.

I need Bill Clinton and James Carville to go to Mars immediately.

those TIGHTS

Good luck. Our plumber visit cost us less than we thought and now our toilet isn't leaking onto our kitchen ceiling anymore (it was a cracked flange)

Y'all, there are three years to pick a better candidate than this. Three years

Three.

Years.

If you're already so all-in on newsom that you're out in these skeets fighting strangers about why we should give him a pass for hurting us and the people we love, i don't even know what to tell you. Bye

accident, relationship, apes.
Am I going to become a primatologist?

we are not alone. I hope that helps.