Donkey 🫏
@donkeycongress.bsky.social
Welcome to my virtual scene. I crave interaction..... and carbs. I have a lot to say about nothing.
⏰ Always awake🔬Agnostic truth seeker
⬅️ Former GOP Moving more left daily
🩷I stand with women
🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈Ally👾Level 100 geek
⏰ Always awake🔬Agnostic truth seeker
⬅️ Former GOP Moving more left daily
🩷I stand with women
🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈Ally👾Level 100 geek
Me to my cat: “why are you under the tree? You’re not a present.”
Cat pictured:
Cat pictured:
December 14, 2024 at 4:27 AM
Me to my cat: “why are you under the tree? You’re not a present.”
Cat pictured:
Cat pictured:
“Ur pretty sweetheart”
December 9, 2024 at 5:47 PM
“Ur pretty sweetheart”
To all the MAGA veterans and red hats that rely on Social Security and thought it would be funny to own the libs.
December 9, 2024 at 4:17 AM
To all the MAGA veterans and red hats that rely on Social Security and thought it would be funny to own the libs.
I can’t believe I thought this TRAITOR was cool in 2016.
December 8, 2024 at 8:11 PM
I can’t believe I thought this TRAITOR was cool in 2016.
Now I have faith……… in dinosaurs.
December 8, 2024 at 7:27 PM
Now I have faith……… in dinosaurs.
It’s Patrick Bateman before he became a yuppie.
December 8, 2024 at 3:46 AM
It’s Patrick Bateman before he became a yuppie.
Reminds me of Daisy who, at ANY time of the night, will let me know she has to pee. Only it’s usually my ear, not my forehead. Which is way worse.
December 8, 2024 at 3:06 AM
Reminds me of Daisy who, at ANY time of the night, will let me know she has to pee. Only it’s usually my ear, not my forehead. Which is way worse.
Whenever I see that picture of him, I think of the creepy singing robot with the purdy mouth
December 8, 2024 at 2:16 AM
Whenever I see that picture of him, I think of the creepy singing robot with the purdy mouth
There’s gotta be a better way to do this.
December 7, 2024 at 6:07 AM
There’s gotta be a better way to do this.
This is how I'm smiling from now on...
December 6, 2024 at 9:04 PM
This is how I'm smiling from now on...
It’s beginning to look….
December 4, 2024 at 2:31 AM
It’s beginning to look….
YouTube knew what was up that day.
The answer to the first question is: Apparently
The answer to the first question is: Apparently
December 2, 2024 at 8:57 PM
YouTube knew what was up that day.
The answer to the first question is: Apparently
The answer to the first question is: Apparently
Thanks for nothing, Ronnie.
December 2, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Thanks for nothing, Ronnie.
I’ve been informed by experts that you should never let the last little bit of whipped cream go to waste after Thanksgiving.
The expert:
The expert:
November 30, 2024 at 1:51 AM
I’ve been informed by experts that you should never let the last little bit of whipped cream go to waste after Thanksgiving.
The expert:
The expert:
Can’t forget this classic. The dress is definitely a step up from the Hot Topic.
November 29, 2024 at 6:39 AM
Can’t forget this classic. The dress is definitely a step up from the Hot Topic.
I have a friend who thinks he’s amazing because her daughter is autistic too.
November 29, 2024 at 5:48 AM
I have a friend who thinks he’s amazing because her daughter is autistic too.
