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Donkey 🫏
@donkeycongress.bsky.social
Welcome to my virtual scene. I crave interaction..... and carbs. I have a lot to say about nothing.

⏰ Always awake🔬Agnostic truth seeker
⬅️ Former GOP Moving more left daily
🩷I stand with women
🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈Ally👾Level 100 geek
I find human evolution intensely amusing . We get hot and bothered by the things people walk with and sit on and feed babies with and there is no way to turn it off. Hilarious.
July 15, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Deng I’m lonely and no one will talk politics with me. Between the client list and Trump finally turning on Putin, I have so much joy to share…
July 11, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Joke of the Day: Russia just called Ukraine "terrorists" for attacking them. I'm screaming rn.
June 2, 2025 at 4:56 AM
How I manage anxiety and depression without medication:

Step 1: I don't.
May 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Any #writers on here? I have some old characters I'd like to put out into the world.
May 20, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Great wins from Wisconsin and Booker. Dems don’t look like limp dicks this week, but the week isn’t over.
April 2, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I’m part of Generation X. The X stands for Xanax.
March 23, 2025 at 7:47 PM
March 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I’ve been bombarded with dozens of creepy and/or racist conservative pages on Fecesbook in the past week. The number used to be ZERO.
February 24, 2025 at 2:55 AM
He wants Israel to give Palestine to the US, forgetting that it belongs to neither. #dumbdonald
February 7, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Why have universal healthcare when we can occupy and rebuild Gaza instead?
February 5, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Thank the Christian GOD that president Trump is fixing the problems he caused!
February 4, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Where are my cheap eggs, Trump??? You said Day 1, you loser.
January 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Republicans are evil and we keep electing them, and democrats are useless but we rely on them. It's like a two for one sale on abusive relationships. #usa
January 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
It tells me that Americans love to show hate, but hate to show love.
It says that Trump got his Nerve Stuck and MAGA are not Christians in the traditional sense❗️
I'm just saying...
January 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
The Jill Stein protest voters from 2016 and the Never Kamala voters from 2024 should get together. Then get hit by a meteor.
January 23, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Reposted by Donkey 🫏
January 23, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I’m not happy that Trump is being sworn in tomorrow, but I’m glad to see Biden leave. Democrats are ineffectual cowards.
January 19, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I won 135 bucks on a Snoop Dogg themed slot machine. Thanks 2024. I’ll miss you.
December 29, 2024 at 9:38 AM
Overweight people are the only people it’s socially acceptable to be bigoted towards apparently. Why do I keep reading the comments? You wouldn’t say it to other minorities, don’t say it to them.
December 24, 2024 at 8:11 AM
Hundreds of white male school shootings a year, but the right suddenly cares when the shooter MIGHT have been trans. Make it make sense.
December 20, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Trump looks like the result of what would happen if you told a 4 year old to make Zapp Brannigan out of clay.
December 17, 2024 at 3:47 AM
So if it's a "mental health problem", and the Dept of Education helps fund mental health counseling for students, and Trump wants to defund the Dept of Education...... help me connect the dots here..... never mind, the problem is still guns.
December 16, 2024 at 11:27 PM
I think gamers buy so many games even if we never get around to playing them because we’re just thrilled that we have options. We don’t have to play one impossible game for weeks or nothing at all. I’m not confined to Battletoads until I beat it because I can’t afford a new game. #videogames
December 15, 2024 at 11:49 PM