Stuart
@donk3yoaty.bsky.social
Cyclist, hiker, offline gamer, music lover, LFC and Cat dad. 🏴
Elvis style but accidentally livestreamed yeah?
January 1, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Elvis style but accidentally livestreamed yeah?
Wind and pish, Gianni.
December 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Wind and pish, Gianni.
The photographer had previously taken close up, unedited portraits of powerful people, it wasn't unexpected or mean, just honest.
December 20, 2025 at 10:41 AM
The photographer had previously taken close up, unedited portraits of powerful people, it wasn't unexpected or mean, just honest.
Email addresses were a new thing when I was at uni, I used to spell them out to people, E for Elephant, J for Jelephant, B for Belephant..
December 15, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Email addresses were a new thing when I was at uni, I used to spell them out to people, E for Elephant, J for Jelephant, B for Belephant..
Genuinely the most useful post of the week for me. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
December 15, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Genuinely the most useful post of the week for me. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Have you any idea how long it takes to drive around that gargantuan distillery to get to Aberdeen?
December 13, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Have you any idea how long it takes to drive around that gargantuan distillery to get to Aberdeen?
An antithesis to this theme is suggested by The MC5, a bold course of action is proposed for a world overrun with jams.
November 15, 2025 at 9:07 AM
An antithesis to this theme is suggested by The MC5, a bold course of action is proposed for a world overrun with jams.
Practicing telekinesis on tea cups is most likely what he's up to.
November 13, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Practicing telekinesis on tea cups is most likely what he's up to.
Did he not pinch it from Morgan Rogers?
November 10, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Did he not pinch it from Morgan Rogers?
Sorry, it looks like I've not been able to make a clear point. To clarify
I was glad the afd were drowned out by the recording of a choir.
The suggestion by the afd that the choir was state sponsored was laughable.
I'm gonna take a break from making smart arsed comments on the internet for a while.
I was glad the afd were drowned out by the recording of a choir.
The suggestion by the afd that the choir was state sponsored was laughable.
I'm gonna take a break from making smart arsed comments on the internet for a while.
August 4, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Sorry, it looks like I've not been able to make a clear point. To clarify
I was glad the afd were drowned out by the recording of a choir.
The suggestion by the afd that the choir was state sponsored was laughable.
I'm gonna take a break from making smart arsed comments on the internet for a while.
I was glad the afd were drowned out by the recording of a choir.
The suggestion by the afd that the choir was state sponsored was laughable.
I'm gonna take a break from making smart arsed comments on the internet for a while.
That was the point I was making.
August 4, 2025 at 8:58 AM
That was the point I was making.
Beautiful, a state funded protest choir is pushing the bounds of plausibility even for the populists.
August 4, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Beautiful, a state funded protest choir is pushing the bounds of plausibility even for the populists.
I think the poker analogy is a busted flush now.
August 3, 2025 at 9:38 AM
I think the poker analogy is a busted flush now.
"Trump dirt will continue to dribble out." Is the most haunting sentence I've encountered. *Protracted entire body shiver*
July 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
"Trump dirt will continue to dribble out." Is the most haunting sentence I've encountered. *Protracted entire body shiver*
Curtains for this young man's political ambitions.
July 23, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Curtains for this young man's political ambitions.
Homan has a face straight from a butchers floor.
July 11, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Homan has a face straight from a butchers floor.
If you're going to have a homo erectus looking pastor at least fix the lighting so it doesn't accentuate his sloping brow.
July 9, 2025 at 11:22 AM
If you're going to have a homo erectus looking pastor at least fix the lighting so it doesn't accentuate his sloping brow.
But it's live streamed 24/7.
July 1, 2025 at 12:27 PM
But it's live streamed 24/7.
"There is nothing to worry about." Said the mouth of Sauron, a spokesman for the company.
June 30, 2025 at 1:34 PM
"There is nothing to worry about." Said the mouth of Sauron, a spokesman for the company.
Wow, what a regular, everyday male human thing to do, those geezers must be sound as a bloomin' pound squire.
June 18, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Wow, what a regular, everyday male human thing to do, those geezers must be sound as a bloomin' pound squire.
Big man needs to switch up his interview game, leaning up against the doorway like a drunk in a kebab shop and the cruelty specials in front of that dirty fireplace are old hat now. He needs to add a bit of excitement to it, maybe an interview while wrestling a bear or pissing on an electric fence.
June 17, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Big man needs to switch up his interview game, leaning up against the doorway like a drunk in a kebab shop and the cruelty specials in front of that dirty fireplace are old hat now. He needs to add a bit of excitement to it, maybe an interview while wrestling a bear or pissing on an electric fence.
That hairline was never meant for this world, recede in peace.
June 12, 2025 at 9:44 AM
That hairline was never meant for this world, recede in peace.
A.I. could never write anything this boring.
June 5, 2025 at 11:32 AM
A.I. could never write anything this boring.