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Stuart
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Cyclist, hiker, offline gamer, music lover, LFC and Cat dad. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
Did I tell you about the time I was bullied by a fireplace salesman?
I nearly had hearth attack.
December 10, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Reposted by Stuart
For #AlienDay, my deep dive into the creation and destruction of the iconic Space Jockey.
filmstories.co.uk/news/alien-t...
Alien | The birth and curious death of HR Giger’s Space Jockey
To mark Alien Day, we head back to the late 1970s to see how HR Giger designed the Space Jockey - and its fate after the film's premiere...
filmstories.co.uk
April 26, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Reposted by Stuart
April 24, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Him: how can she see me? I'm invisible.
Her: why did you invite this simpleton into our home.
April 24, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Just a weak chinned General Zod?
April 15, 2025 at 2:25 PM
A Dutchman owes Fede Chiesa a fucking apology.
March 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
My 81 year old mother would still slap my legs if I spoke like JD Vance.
March 4, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Low scoring match at parc de princes, then the routine business-like performance at anfield.🤞🤞
Honestly, Southampton can do what the fuck they want.
#YNWA
#Liverpool
#LFC
#UTFR
February 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM
No yellow cards.
#MCILIV
February 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
A routine and perfectly dull win at the Etihad. Theatre of ennui.
February 23, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Jeremy Doku slowly creeping towards the edge of the box twitching his leg like a nervous dog for about the 500th time this match.
#MCILIV
February 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Would you shut up about the price of eggs, Elon wants to die on Mars.
February 22, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Why does the richest fanny on earth want you to think he doesn't have child care?
February 12, 2025 at 2:07 PM
February 1, 2025 at 10:45 AM
At what point in the experiment can't you say "Actually no, we can't run a country like a business."

Never, I suppose if you're a malignant narcissist.
January 31, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Good morning.
January 14, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Ginger Tom✅
Direct eye contact ✅
Shameless pose✅
White socks✅
January 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Yes Lucho. ⚽
December 29, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Been thinking about a beach I wanted to go back to, I could picture the small cliffs at the back of the sand, the woods nearby and a small village at the top of the cliffs... It was in white orchard from the Witcher 3.
December 14, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Give your existential stress a break, listen to some new music, find a new artist or band, those podcasts and news stories can wait.
November 26, 2024 at 1:35 PM
Mr Mango Chutney.
Mr Man
Chutners
Manganese sulphate
Manjeet
November 21, 2024 at 1:45 PM