@don-kimmey.bsky.social
Average guitar player
Undercover songwriter
Breakfast maker
Boring Dad and adequate Husband
Undercover songwriter
Breakfast maker
Boring Dad and adequate Husband
How is it that Republicans always get decades to screw everything up, but Democrats only get one election cycle to fix the mess? Asking for a friend.
November 2, 2025 at 10:40 PM
How is it that Republicans always get decades to screw everything up, but Democrats only get one election cycle to fix the mess? Asking for a friend.
Someone keeps using 🤴when he means 🤡. Maybe another round of testing is needed.
October 21, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Someone keeps using 🤴when he means 🤡. Maybe another round of testing is needed.
Tramp seems to be hitting all the cranky old folks' greatest hits. First detention camps for brown people, then detention camps for homeless people. What's next? Detention camps for insufficiently respectful teenagers?
August 16, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Tramp seems to be hitting all the cranky old folks' greatest hits. First detention camps for brown people, then detention camps for homeless people. What's next? Detention camps for insufficiently respectful teenagers?
Looking at the news today (and over the last seven months), I've realized that news organizations could add context to most stories with just three words. Those words? Because they're assholes.
July 15, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Looking at the news today (and over the last seven months), I've realized that news organizations could add context to most stories with just three words. Those words? Because they're assholes.
Mr Tramp,
In reviewing your recent history posts, I can't help but notice an egregious and obvious error. The "worst president ever" who "devastated our economy" was, in fact, elected in 2016 and 2024. Do you even own a calendar? Correct and resubmit by Friday at the latest
In reviewing your recent history posts, I can't help but notice an egregious and obvious error. The "worst president ever" who "devastated our economy" was, in fact, elected in 2016 and 2024. Do you even own a calendar? Correct and resubmit by Friday at the latest
April 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Mr Tramp,
In reviewing your recent history posts, I can't help but notice an egregious and obvious error. The "worst president ever" who "devastated our economy" was, in fact, elected in 2016 and 2024. Do you even own a calendar? Correct and resubmit by Friday at the latest
In reviewing your recent history posts, I can't help but notice an egregious and obvious error. The "worst president ever" who "devastated our economy" was, in fact, elected in 2016 and 2024. Do you even own a calendar? Correct and resubmit by Friday at the latest
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RFK Jr. Starts National Registry Of Introverts Who Sometimes Get Social Anxiety
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RFK Jr. Starts National Registry Of Introverts Who Sometimes Get Social Anxiety
WASHINGTON—Promising to use all of his power as health secretary to find a cure for the condition, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly directed the National Institutes of Health on Friday to create a registry of U.S. introverts who sometimes get social anxiety. “When I was younger, there were never people who liked to spend time […]
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April 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
RFK Jr. Starts National Registry Of Introverts Who Sometimes Get Social Anxiety
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No way to delay that trouble coming every day
April 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
No way to delay that trouble coming every day
I wonder if the magats have considered that if pardons can be vacated, Pardons Can Be Vacated!
March 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I wonder if the magats have considered that if pardons can be vacated, Pardons Can Be Vacated!
What's the possibility of a massive lawsuit if they succeed in gutting Social Security? I like the sound of The United States of America v. The United States of America.
March 3, 2025 at 4:44 PM
What's the possibility of a massive lawsuit if they succeed in gutting Social Security? I like the sound of The United States of America v. The United States of America.