My little plane tracker coding exercise is now a real world pointless gadget. 9 inch screen that automatically turns on when I stand in front of the window and tells me what aircraft I can see, or a simple clock if there's nothing isn sight. Then turns itself off if nobody is looking at it.

From my FB memories. I made these #Lego salted caramels 14 years ago today.

I think I peaked that day.

One of the quirks of my publishing deal is that no single person was ever able to tell me what languages & countries my book was published in. So today I discovered I've written a book in Italian! 😂

I'm sure it's really good, so you should definitely buy it. I did.

The best part of #chocolate making

Facebook memories reminded me of my foray into app development 12 years ago. This giant rotating hand that points to your house or the nearest station when you're too drunk to use a map.
Cannot think why I never made it as a tech billionaire.

Found in the back of a cupboard. Leftover #chocolate for lunch then.

My #graffiti is older than your country!

Wall in the Shrine of St Alban, St Alban's Cathedral.

Experimenting with cocoa pod art.

Breakfast: J.Cocoa Mexican Chilli Salt.
70% Madagascan dark chocolate with chilli, lime & salt. 🍫❤️

£2.30 well spent. One of my favourite albums until a certain relative stole my vinyl collection a few years ago!

I can recommend these. Not that I'm biased.

(I am biased)

Coincidentally, my new Duran Duran CDs just arrived. Going to need the other boombox for these.

Semi-serious point: I can buy ~5 CDs a month for the cost of a Spotify sub. I own the physical media, but can still rip it and stream it in lossless quality from anywhere.

Who needs Spotify anyway

Poor little man.

7 years ago this week. I recovered from the fire that destroyed my business, but not so much from being called "Willy Wonka" on the front page of the local newspaper.