mdhammer
@dollyfarton.bsky.social
little of this- little of that.
dolphins are never beating the cold weather allegations
December 16, 2025 at 3:37 AM
dolphins are never beating the cold weather allegations
If the Buffalo bills don’t change something in a big and serious way this offseason i might actually never forgive them
December 14, 2025 at 7:28 PM
If the Buffalo bills don’t change something in a big and serious way this offseason i might actually never forgive them
bills defense is ruining my life
December 14, 2025 at 7:22 PM
bills defense is ruining my life
more disgusting slop from the bills defense. why are they like this it’s actually so hard to watch.
December 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
more disgusting slop from the bills defense. why are they like this it’s actually so hard to watch.
KB on love is blind your patience is otherworldly i would have scrumpt at him many times.
November 1, 2025 at 4:47 PM
KB on love is blind your patience is otherworldly i would have scrumpt at him many times.
they have to stop putting jared leto in things.
October 31, 2025 at 4:02 AM
they have to stop putting jared leto in things.
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Great command of the language on display here
Former racecar driver Danica Patrick slams Bad Bunny as the Super Bowl 2026 halftime headliner:
“No songs in English should not be allowed at one of America’s highest rated television events of the year… not just for sports.”
“No songs in English should not be allowed at one of America’s highest rated television events of the year… not just for sports.”
October 2, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Great command of the language on display here
collinsworth u r joking me
September 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
collinsworth u r joking me
bucs uniforms are bad to me.
September 21, 2025 at 5:44 PM
bucs uniforms are bad to me.
broncos have finally received their comeuppance after that bills 12-men penalty game.
September 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM
broncos have finally received their comeuppance after that bills 12-men penalty game.
they’re calling him Danny Dimes on the broadcast- Dolphins are over party !!
September 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
they’re calling him Danny Dimes on the broadcast- Dolphins are over party !!
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I wrote about God and Cracker Barrel johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/christ-in-...
Christ in the Cracker Barrel Parking Lot
A reading from the Book of Americans.
johnpaulbrammer.substack.com
August 26, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I wrote about God and Cracker Barrel johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/christ-in-...
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if god is real Tre White will get a super bowl ring.
August 6, 2025 at 3:33 AM
if god is real Tre White will get a super bowl ring.
sry can’t respond rn its the time of the day i talk to my mom on the phone for 2 hours <333
August 5, 2025 at 10:55 PM
sry can’t respond rn its the time of the day i talk to my mom on the phone for 2 hours <333
i wonder what it feels like to be the guy who has the NYT popcorn article coming out today.
"I systematically tested every major method for popping popcorn (while subjecting my loved ones to near-endless bowls of the stuff)." This is how to make the crispiest, best-tasting popcorn. https://trib.al/wHAhkFp
July 3, 2025 at 11:20 PM
i wonder what it feels like to be the guy who has the NYT popcorn article coming out today.
I have to go to the movies soon or ill die.
May 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I have to go to the movies soon or ill die.
“The Mess” at Pig Out Palace you will always be a star ✨
I don't want to hear about your lost loves, tell me about the restaurant food that haunts you because you'll never be able to taste it again
April 24, 2025 at 4:28 AM
“The Mess” at Pig Out Palace you will always be a star ✨
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every example of how AI could be useful is like “if you were eating cereal, AI could tell you what cereal you were eating”
January 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
every example of how AI could be useful is like “if you were eating cereal, AI could tell you what cereal you were eating”