Andy Smith
@doitinprivate.bsky.social
I have an honorary degree in theoretical math from a fictional university.
The big bombshell: Steve Bannon was prediabetic.
November 14, 2025 at 4:58 PM
The big bombshell: Steve Bannon was prediabetic.
They beefed up ICE because ICE is all that stands between them and a guillotine.
November 8, 2025 at 9:47 PM
They beefed up ICE because ICE is all that stands between them and a guillotine.
They don't let people convicted of sex crimes live near a school.
If you commit a crime at a school, like speeding, penalties are enhanced.
Our laws, our communities, and our common sense tell us school, and the presence of children in it, is a sacred place.
If you commit a crime at a school, like speeding, penalties are enhanced.
Our laws, our communities, and our common sense tell us school, and the presence of children in it, is a sacred place.
November 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
They don't let people convicted of sex crimes live near a school.
If you commit a crime at a school, like speeding, penalties are enhanced.
Our laws, our communities, and our common sense tell us school, and the presence of children in it, is a sacred place.
If you commit a crime at a school, like speeding, penalties are enhanced.
Our laws, our communities, and our common sense tell us school, and the presence of children in it, is a sacred place.
The struggle not to bust for Impersonating a Police Officer must be fierce.
October 31, 2025 at 9:46 PM
The struggle not to bust for Impersonating a Police Officer must be fierce.
We hated Manchin but every once in a while he’d vote in our favor unless it threatened the Republican (im)balance of power, like voting rights, DC and PR statehoods, child poverty spending that made govt look like a force for good.
October 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
We hated Manchin but every once in a while he’d vote in our favor unless it threatened the Republican (im)balance of power, like voting rights, DC and PR statehoods, child poverty spending that made govt look like a force for good.
A bigger question:
Why are so many Democrats/liberals drifting past Newsom’s anti-trans and Platner’s tats?
We are desperate for tough-talking fighters.
Why are so many Democrats/liberals drifting past Newsom’s anti-trans and Platner’s tats?
We are desperate for tough-talking fighters.
October 29, 2025 at 3:53 PM
A bigger question:
Why are so many Democrats/liberals drifting past Newsom’s anti-trans and Platner’s tats?
We are desperate for tough-talking fighters.
Why are so many Democrats/liberals drifting past Newsom’s anti-trans and Platner’s tats?
We are desperate for tough-talking fighters.
even threw in a “torpor” there
October 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
even threw in a “torpor” there
Red state FEMA makes sense. You can destroy and rebuild Alabama for about $11.94 retail.
October 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Red state FEMA makes sense. You can destroy and rebuild Alabama for about $11.94 retail.
Hey, he has just as much a right to say he's a farmer as you have to say you're a chiropractor, CEO of LexCorp, or Otis Redding.
October 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Hey, he has just as much a right to say he's a farmer as you have to say you're a chiropractor, CEO of LexCorp, or Otis Redding.
And “I’m mad a popular brand is available to black (or gay) (or trans) persons.”
October 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
And “I’m mad a popular brand is available to black (or gay) (or trans) persons.”
Our original bout with the Nazis seemed overwhelming, too.
October 26, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Our original bout with the Nazis seemed overwhelming, too.
Or a real soldier
October 26, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Or a real soldier
It’s not “butt naked,” it’s “butt nekkid.”
October 25, 2025 at 1:20 PM
It’s not “butt naked,” it’s “butt nekkid.”
The future looks bright because $224 billion buys a lot of lamps.
October 25, 2025 at 1:10 PM
The future looks bright because $224 billion buys a lot of lamps.
Many people conflate Israel with the Vatican and the PM with the Pope. He’s the leader of Israel, not the world’s Jews.
October 24, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Many people conflate Israel with the Vatican and the PM with the Pope. He’s the leader of Israel, not the world’s Jews.
“dailies” is directors and they will not put up with that shit at all
October 23, 2025 at 2:11 PM
“dailies” is directors and they will not put up with that shit at all
The White House doesn’t have a money laundry.
October 23, 2025 at 3:49 AM
The White House doesn’t have a money laundry.
"official documents," you say?
October 21, 2025 at 3:28 PM
"official documents," you say?
let's seem them "official documents"
October 21, 2025 at 3:27 PM
let's seem them "official documents"
"bombshell" is a little insensitive here
October 21, 2025 at 1:04 AM
"bombshell" is a little insensitive here
of course! a semicolon is a colon with a booty : ;
October 20, 2025 at 12:55 AM
of course! a semicolon is a colon with a booty : ;
School is just a distraction from Big Oreo and all the cookies and ice cream you can eat
October 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
School is just a distraction from Big Oreo and all the cookies and ice cream you can eat
They cared. They kept “weird” in the news cycle for days whining about it.
Walz was shelved in the last days/weeks for a more Dem-consultant “serious” approach and campaigning with Liz Cheney.
If they had let Walz do what they picked him to do, start fights, that might’ve made a difference.
Walz was shelved in the last days/weeks for a more Dem-consultant “serious” approach and campaigning with Liz Cheney.
If they had let Walz do what they picked him to do, start fights, that might’ve made a difference.
October 16, 2025 at 1:14 PM
They cared. They kept “weird” in the news cycle for days whining about it.
Walz was shelved in the last days/weeks for a more Dem-consultant “serious” approach and campaigning with Liz Cheney.
If they had let Walz do what they picked him to do, start fights, that might’ve made a difference.
Walz was shelved in the last days/weeks for a more Dem-consultant “serious” approach and campaigning with Liz Cheney.
If they had let Walz do what they picked him to do, start fights, that might’ve made a difference.
They use the term "Marxist" because they know many Hispanics, down Central and South America, remember their oppressors calling themselves Marxist.
October 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
They use the term "Marxist" because they know many Hispanics, down Central and South America, remember their oppressors calling themselves Marxist.