Andy Smith
@doitinprivate.bsky.social
I have an honorary degree in theoretical math from a fictional university.
They beefed up ICE because ICE is all that stands between them and a guillotine.
November 8, 2025 at 9:47 PM
They beefed up ICE because ICE is all that stands between them and a guillotine.
And “I’m mad a popular brand is available to black (or gay) (or trans) persons.”
October 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
And “I’m mad a popular brand is available to black (or gay) (or trans) persons.”
It’s not “butt naked,” it’s “butt nekkid.”
October 25, 2025 at 1:20 PM
It’s not “butt naked,” it’s “butt nekkid.”
The White House doesn’t have a money laundry.
October 23, 2025 at 3:49 AM
The White House doesn’t have a money laundry.
"bombshell" is a little insensitive here
October 21, 2025 at 1:04 AM
"bombshell" is a little insensitive here
Add JD Vance and it’s an orgy
October 7, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Add JD Vance and it’s an orgy
Smaller farms can’t weather the effects of this. They go broke. Then larger farms, aided with fresh cash from a bailout, acquire their property for cheap. This was effective in the pandemic, at scale, too.
September 26, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Smaller farms can’t weather the effects of this. They go broke. Then larger farms, aided with fresh cash from a bailout, acquire their property for cheap. This was effective in the pandemic, at scale, too.
The media will give it a cute name like stagflation or precession because they don’t want Trump to look bad
September 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
The media will give it a cute name like stagflation or precession because they don’t want Trump to look bad
Trump will cripple the government for decades.
The U.S. can’t afford to join NATO when Putin rolls through Eastern Europe.
If elected, Democrats will be unable to use the might of the government to do things at scale.
The U.S. can’t afford to join NATO when Putin rolls through Eastern Europe.
If elected, Democrats will be unable to use the might of the government to do things at scale.
September 16, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Trump will cripple the government for decades.
The U.S. can’t afford to join NATO when Putin rolls through Eastern Europe.
If elected, Democrats will be unable to use the might of the government to do things at scale.
The U.S. can’t afford to join NATO when Putin rolls through Eastern Europe.
If elected, Democrats will be unable to use the might of the government to do things at scale.
They found this on the shell casings
September 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
They found this on the shell casings
Pandemics crash the value of everything. The wealthy buy businesses and real estate for peanuts.
Fear rules. Fascism sounds easier.
A broke country can’t afford to stop Putin rolling across Eastern Europe.
Fear rules. Fascism sounds easier.
A broke country can’t afford to stop Putin rolling across Eastern Europe.
September 6, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Pandemics crash the value of everything. The wealthy buy businesses and real estate for peanuts.
Fear rules. Fascism sounds easier.
A broke country can’t afford to stop Putin rolling across Eastern Europe.
Fear rules. Fascism sounds easier.
A broke country can’t afford to stop Putin rolling across Eastern Europe.
It is, for me, inspirational.
It’s exemplifying attacks on Trump that drive him crazy. The war is psychological, also.
It is exciting to liberals and Dems to hear someone talk this way, something that has been lacking for a long time.
It’s exemplifying attacks on Trump that drive him crazy. The war is psychological, also.
It is exciting to liberals and Dems to hear someone talk this way, something that has been lacking for a long time.
September 3, 2025 at 5:03 AM
It is, for me, inspirational.
It’s exemplifying attacks on Trump that drive him crazy. The war is psychological, also.
It is exciting to liberals and Dems to hear someone talk this way, something that has been lacking for a long time.
It’s exemplifying attacks on Trump that drive him crazy. The war is psychological, also.
It is exciting to liberals and Dems to hear someone talk this way, something that has been lacking for a long time.
Liberal voters must make it illegal for Democrats to speak in compound complex sentences.
August 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Liberal voters must make it illegal for Democrats to speak in compound complex sentences.
We are hungry for fighters.
Schumer and Jeffries are fucking exhausting.
Newsom is punching exactly where Tim Walz was punching, and it’s driving conservatives crazy. It’s such a little thing, but we are so hungry for people who understand this moment and want to stand up to meet it.
Schumer and Jeffries are fucking exhausting.
Newsom is punching exactly where Tim Walz was punching, and it’s driving conservatives crazy. It’s such a little thing, but we are so hungry for people who understand this moment and want to stand up to meet it.
August 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
We are hungry for fighters.
Schumer and Jeffries are fucking exhausting.
Newsom is punching exactly where Tim Walz was punching, and it’s driving conservatives crazy. It’s such a little thing, but we are so hungry for people who understand this moment and want to stand up to meet it.
Schumer and Jeffries are fucking exhausting.
Newsom is punching exactly where Tim Walz was punching, and it’s driving conservatives crazy. It’s such a little thing, but we are so hungry for people who understand this moment and want to stand up to meet it.
Let’s talk about Rainbow Sniffles here. “I’m just a gay dude pretending to be a straight dude trapped inside another gay dude.”
August 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Let’s talk about Rainbow Sniffles here. “I’m just a gay dude pretending to be a straight dude trapped inside another gay dude.”
ICE is hiring and I'm looking for work and I went down there and they said Hey, you're not big enough, you're not tough enough, you're not bulky enough. I said You're going after maids and gardeners. Pregnant women and senior citizens. How tough do I have to be?
August 8, 2025 at 5:13 PM
ICE is hiring and I'm looking for work and I went down there and they said Hey, you're not big enough, you're not tough enough, you're not bulky enough. I said You're going after maids and gardeners. Pregnant women and senior citizens. How tough do I have to be?
If I hear another actor talk about how much they hate egg whites and boiled chicken breasts, I’m gonna lose it.
I’d much rather have a happy actor on set who eats a sandwich sometimes.
Nobody in combat looks like this. You’re too heavy. And MREs don’t come with egg whites and chicken breasts.
I’d much rather have a happy actor on set who eats a sandwich sometimes.
Nobody in combat looks like this. You’re too heavy. And MREs don’t come with egg whites and chicken breasts.
July 20, 2025 at 10:11 AM
If I hear another actor talk about how much they hate egg whites and boiled chicken breasts, I’m gonna lose it.
I’d much rather have a happy actor on set who eats a sandwich sometimes.
Nobody in combat looks like this. You’re too heavy. And MREs don’t come with egg whites and chicken breasts.
I’d much rather have a happy actor on set who eats a sandwich sometimes.
Nobody in combat looks like this. You’re too heavy. And MREs don’t come with egg whites and chicken breasts.
He’s looking for the regards the Lannisters sent.
July 13, 2025 at 8:49 PM
He’s looking for the regards the Lannisters sent.
The U.S. military will not be able to get native assistance anywhere in that hemisphere. We will be despised.
Isolationism hobbles our ability to wage war against Russia when Putin obliterates Ukraine and moves on to Eastern Europe.
Isolationism hobbles our ability to wage war against Russia when Putin obliterates Ukraine and moves on to Eastern Europe.
July 1, 2025 at 5:07 PM
The U.S. military will not be able to get native assistance anywhere in that hemisphere. We will be despised.
Isolationism hobbles our ability to wage war against Russia when Putin obliterates Ukraine and moves on to Eastern Europe.
Isolationism hobbles our ability to wage war against Russia when Putin obliterates Ukraine and moves on to Eastern Europe.
How does one enforce this federal law?
Do you have to go to court?
Can you bring Feds or cops with you to deal with ICE?
Do you have to go to court?
Can you bring Feds or cops with you to deal with ICE?
July 1, 2025 at 4:52 PM
How does one enforce this federal law?
Do you have to go to court?
Can you bring Feds or cops with you to deal with ICE?
Do you have to go to court?
Can you bring Feds or cops with you to deal with ICE?
You could try clearing your throat, or coughing, or gagging, or choking, even vomiting -- but you absolutely should continue to do nothing to slow or sabotage this Republican bodypart going down our throats.
July 1, 2025 at 2:27 PM
You could try clearing your throat, or coughing, or gagging, or choking, even vomiting -- but you absolutely should continue to do nothing to slow or sabotage this Republican bodypart going down our throats.
WORD FACTS: The opposite of “able-bodied” is “shiftless.”
June 29, 2025 at 4:15 PM
WORD FACTS: The opposite of “able-bodied” is “shiftless.”
That's the goddamnedest goddamn shame i ever heard, Tom Homan.
June 26, 2025 at 11:51 AM
That's the goddamnedest goddamn shame i ever heard, Tom Homan.
We campaigned with those “future generations”
June 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM
We campaigned with those “future generations”
The biggest audience for film and TV hasn't been born yet.
I think more about the 11-yr-old discovering an appetite for film and TV and seeing spoilers for The Sixth Sense.
It's 25 yrs old, but I'm glad to offer spoiler alerts, just as I do for BB or GoT. I don't need the punchlines that bad.
I think more about the 11-yr-old discovering an appetite for film and TV and seeing spoilers for The Sixth Sense.
It's 25 yrs old, but I'm glad to offer spoiler alerts, just as I do for BB or GoT. I don't need the punchlines that bad.
June 3, 2025 at 11:40 PM
The biggest audience for film and TV hasn't been born yet.
I think more about the 11-yr-old discovering an appetite for film and TV and seeing spoilers for The Sixth Sense.
It's 25 yrs old, but I'm glad to offer spoiler alerts, just as I do for BB or GoT. I don't need the punchlines that bad.
I think more about the 11-yr-old discovering an appetite for film and TV and seeing spoilers for The Sixth Sense.
It's 25 yrs old, but I'm glad to offer spoiler alerts, just as I do for BB or GoT. I don't need the punchlines that bad.