Kinda Doin' the Needful
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I am Emperor Comatose, kneel before me.
Must have drank the drug blood and become a wizard.
a man with vampire teeth wearing an orange cone hat
ALT: a man with vampire teeth wearing an orange cone hat
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November 30, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Must have drank the drug blood and become a wizard.
It looks like the shoe is aggravating it, which I am hoping is the case.
November 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
It looks like the shoe is aggravating it, which I am hoping is the case.
Paltry in comparison to my childhood obsession with Encarta Encyclopedia's Mind Maze.
November 21, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Paltry in comparison to my childhood obsession with Encarta Encyclopedia's Mind Maze.
I want to know more about Penny's two-phase standing technique.
November 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I want to know more about Penny's two-phase standing technique.
I made lamb adobo tacos the first time I hosted Thanksgiving. The radical vibes of deliciously spiced meat, freshly pickled vegetables and habanero salsa made up for decades of being subjected to sad, dry turkey. Dumb family arguments made it feel like Thanksgiving none the less.
November 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I made lamb adobo tacos the first time I hosted Thanksgiving. The radical vibes of deliciously spiced meat, freshly pickled vegetables and habanero salsa made up for decades of being subjected to sad, dry turkey. Dumb family arguments made it feel like Thanksgiving none the less.
No more lifting up a receiver to be made a believer, I shall reach out and touch type my way to religion.
November 14, 2025 at 11:25 PM
No more lifting up a receiver to be made a believer, I shall reach out and touch type my way to religion.
John Fetterman's cognitive decline found to be incurred after snorting Spotted Lantern Fly larvae. He was jealous of RFK Jr's brain worms and heard the SLF's were more invasive.
November 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
John Fetterman's cognitive decline found to be incurred after snorting Spotted Lantern Fly larvae. He was jealous of RFK Jr's brain worms and heard the SLF's were more invasive.
But they're all so good!!
November 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
But they're all so good!!
Present beware, future beware: he's coming, he's coming, he's coming!
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Present beware, future beware: he's coming, he's coming, he's coming!
Here's to hoping his nightmares are of being a compassionate human being.
November 10, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Here's to hoping his nightmares are of being a compassionate human being.
To be fair, at least the sunglasses provide obfuscation from ~30% of his face. Not not being subjected to it in its entirety is an improvement on my quality of life, though I'd prefer to never have to see it again.
November 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
To be fair, at least the sunglasses provide obfuscation from ~30% of his face. Not not being subjected to it in its entirety is an improvement on my quality of life, though I'd prefer to never have to see it again.
That smile doesn't say "I will always love you," it says "I've been sprinkling lead into your meals and eagerly await your impending suffering and doom."
November 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
That smile doesn't say "I will always love you," it says "I've been sprinkling lead into your meals and eagerly await your impending suffering and doom."
I've always thought it was a walk. This is a revelation, I can only hope I built up years of confusion and mystique amongst coworkers who believed I left the lab each morning to go poo in an alleyway somewhere in the business park and took a half hour to do so.
November 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I've always thought it was a walk. This is a revelation, I can only hope I built up years of confusion and mystique amongst coworkers who believed I left the lab each morning to go poo in an alleyway somewhere in the business park and took a half hour to do so.
The survey let met select more than two options for each section. I was extremely tempted to not follow the instructions, I have time for four videos if I watch them at 2x speed.
November 3, 2025 at 1:52 AM
The survey let met select more than two options for each section. I was extremely tempted to not follow the instructions, I have time for four videos if I watch them at 2x speed.
Like deranged jagoffs?
October 31, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Like deranged jagoffs?
I had a Darth Vader snuggie for my old office. 10/10 would recommend. I once got a strange look from my SVP as I traipsed out of a meeting wearing it, but that was followed with a comment about needing to play the Imperial March.
October 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I had a Darth Vader snuggie for my old office. 10/10 would recommend. I once got a strange look from my SVP as I traipsed out of a meeting wearing it, but that was followed with a comment about needing to play the Imperial March.
The 'We are here for you' header directly under the banner really adds something to it.
I hear 'let them eat a Big Mac' is the new 'let them eat cake.'
I hear 'let them eat a Big Mac' is the new 'let them eat cake.'
October 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
The 'We are here for you' header directly under the banner really adds something to it.
I hear 'let them eat a Big Mac' is the new 'let them eat cake.'
I hear 'let them eat a Big Mac' is the new 'let them eat cake.'
I can't wait to get my hands on Schrödinger’s Supplements!
October 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I can't wait to get my hands on Schrödinger’s Supplements!
I can only hope these supplements have ingredients curated by only the finest AI suggestions. They must also contain acetaminophen and cure autism.
October 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I can only hope these supplements have ingredients curated by only the finest AI suggestions. They must also contain acetaminophen and cure autism.
Tux is here to save you
a pixel art of a penguin using a laptop with the word yo on it
ALT: a pixel art of a penguin using a laptop with the word yo on it
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October 16, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Tux is here to save you