DOG
@dogthebarkingdog.bsky.social
once dubbed “the fastest sandwich-maker this side of the mississippi”
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me to the pedestrian in the crosswalk who was looking at their phone after narrowly missing them:
February 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
me to the pedestrian in the crosswalk who was looking at their phone after narrowly missing them:
“bird flu” yeah they typically do that
January 31, 2025 at 11:45 AM
“bird flu” yeah they typically do that
mutual aid is cool but i will not be sending venmo monies to random instagram accounts with 130 followers im sorry
December 9, 2024 at 7:20 PM
mutual aid is cool but i will not be sending venmo monies to random instagram accounts with 130 followers im sorry
Americans who moved to Europe post about their life like 15 times more on social media than the rest of us and like yay so happy for you you got out your rich daddy pays for your exquisite lifestyle woohoo gold star for you.
December 9, 2024 at 2:35 PM
Americans who moved to Europe post about their life like 15 times more on social media than the rest of us and like yay so happy for you you got out your rich daddy pays for your exquisite lifestyle woohoo gold star for you.
sex so good i almost forgot about climate change
December 9, 2024 at 12:18 AM
sex so good i almost forgot about climate change
i think it’s very funny that the expected thing that americans would do rn would be like “oh this is so sad health insurance actually is so cool and we need to protect it all costs” but it appears that we have decided in fact to double down
December 6, 2024 at 3:06 AM
i think it’s very funny that the expected thing that americans would do rn would be like “oh this is so sad health insurance actually is so cool and we need to protect it all costs” but it appears that we have decided in fact to double down
wish i had a mononym
December 4, 2024 at 10:39 PM
wish i had a mononym
i need to get ripped to beat the snot out of fascists
December 4, 2024 at 10:35 PM
i need to get ripped to beat the snot out of fascists
wired headphones are so sexy mmm
December 4, 2024 at 10:26 PM
wired headphones are so sexy mmm
i need me one of these machines for my friends on the discord
December 4, 2024 at 10:04 PM
i need me one of these machines for my friends on the discord
i’m so glad that people share their spotify wrapped with chris brown and morgan wallen as their top artists so i know who all the pieces of shit are 😌
December 4, 2024 at 5:57 PM
i’m so glad that people share their spotify wrapped with chris brown and morgan wallen as their top artists so i know who all the pieces of shit are 😌
i’m afraid my adhd may have won over this app
December 1, 2024 at 5:35 PM
i’m afraid my adhd may have won over this app
Risking my life and traffic violations to post terribly unfunny tweets while driving on the highway on Thanksgiving
November 28, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Risking my life and traffic violations to post terribly unfunny tweets while driving on the highway on Thanksgiving
in this essay, I will describe how Hozier directly led to the legalization of gay marriage in the United States with his music video for “take me to church“
November 28, 2024 at 6:21 PM
in this essay, I will describe how Hozier directly led to the legalization of gay marriage in the United States with his music video for “take me to church“
this app has made SKEETING while driving slightly less illegal
November 28, 2024 at 6:20 PM
this app has made SKEETING while driving slightly less illegal
an unstoppable force (my horninees) vs an unmovable object (erectile dysfunction)
November 26, 2024 at 7:42 PM
an unstoppable force (my horninees) vs an unmovable object (erectile dysfunction)
days that just get colder after midnight scare me bc i’ve been waiting all day for 50 degrees to go running but it just went lower and lower and took me until now to realize
November 26, 2024 at 6:28 PM
days that just get colder after midnight scare me bc i’ve been waiting all day for 50 degrees to go running but it just went lower and lower and took me until now to realize
when another bluesky microcelebrity you’ve been courting in their replies for weeks finally recognizes that you’re actually funny and follows you back
November 26, 2024 at 5:48 PM
when another bluesky microcelebrity you’ve been courting in their replies for weeks finally recognizes that you’re actually funny and follows you back
have my shitting exam this morning
November 26, 2024 at 11:55 AM
have my shitting exam this morning
straight up crucifying my shit rn
November 26, 2024 at 2:44 AM
straight up crucifying my shit rn
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let that hot sauce into ur urethra
November 25, 2024 at 8:33 PM
let that hot sauce into ur urethra
posting an image and forgetting to add alt text until the millisecond after you hit “post”
November 26, 2024 at 2:25 AM
posting an image and forgetting to add alt text until the millisecond after you hit “post”
getting br*tish politics on my tl is wild because i get so confused and afraid that i’ve missed some massive news
November 26, 2024 at 12:30 AM
getting br*tish politics on my tl is wild because i get so confused and afraid that i’ve missed some massive news