Donald Trump is a Beatle if he’s in the Epstein files.
And here are some of his greatest Beatle compositions:
🎶Hey Nude
I Wanna Hold Your Gland
I Am The Phallus
Here Comes The Cum
Then he went solo & recorded:
My Teat Lord
Penis and Mars
Hand On The Bum🎵

Our Orange mop top!🎸

We had Liberation Day in the village yesterday.
I played Rule Britannia on a carrot.
Jill in the village shop put a 25% tariff on her baps.
Bunty my wife had some Ketamine.
We concluded a free trade deal with the nearby village of Wimborne St Giles.
And we all ate roast penguin.

I saw illegality and complicity with war crimes. That’s why I quit the UK Foreign Office

But Liz Truss DID NOT crash the economy.
She made it grow!
Remember she said she’d trickle down on us all?
I was showered by her drips.
Rich, moist & luscious.
We danced in her fiscal liquids.
Splashed in her budgetary juices.
Liz you made my wife Bunty so wet, she loved it!
❤️