Doglet of War
@dogletofwar.bsky.social
Comic, video game and wrestling nerd. Into coffee and gardening sometimes at the same time.
Let’s connect and share some love or at least some puerile humour
Let’s connect and share some love or at least some puerile humour
I honestly didn’t remember there were swears in front of my child.
We do operate a “Hear it don’t say it!” policy and they hear far worse from some of the potty mouthed actual Yorkshire folk.
We do operate a “Hear it don’t say it!” policy and they hear far worse from some of the potty mouthed actual Yorkshire folk.
December 10, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I honestly didn’t remember there were swears in front of my child.
We do operate a “Hear it don’t say it!” policy and they hear far worse from some of the potty mouthed actual Yorkshire folk.
We do operate a “Hear it don’t say it!” policy and they hear far worse from some of the potty mouthed actual Yorkshire folk.
Played it through then my 9 year old saw me playing it so had to play it through again so we could laugh together.
Genius!
Genius!
December 9, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Played it through then my 9 year old saw me playing it so had to play it through again so we could laugh together.
Genius!
Genius!
My dog stared right at the fireworks going off while he curled one out in the garden because he’s hard as nails! Panda cuddling little wuss!
(Love him really and hope he wasn’t too scared)
(Love him really and hope he wasn’t too scared)
November 7, 2025 at 12:56 PM
My dog stared right at the fireworks going off while he curled one out in the garden because he’s hard as nails! Panda cuddling little wuss!
(Love him really and hope he wasn’t too scared)
(Love him really and hope he wasn’t too scared)
This is the reason there are two buckets of water in my garden that spent sparklers must immediately be placed in and the children have “carrot handles” at the end of their sparklers. THIS!
My wife thinks I’m suffering from sparkler paranoia.
My wife thinks I’m suffering from sparkler paranoia.
November 5, 2025 at 11:42 AM
This is the reason there are two buckets of water in my garden that spent sparklers must immediately be placed in and the children have “carrot handles” at the end of their sparklers. THIS!
My wife thinks I’m suffering from sparkler paranoia.
My wife thinks I’m suffering from sparkler paranoia.
I spent so much time 100%ing the first one and the DLC. Hades 2 is my everything for a while though!
Bang bang!!!!
Bang bang!!!!
October 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I spent so much time 100%ing the first one and the DLC. Hades 2 is my everything for a while though!
Bang bang!!!!
Bang bang!!!!
It makes you feel so special when they only cry when the other owner leaves them
September 28, 2025 at 7:23 AM
It makes you feel so special when they only cry when the other owner leaves them
How does his equipment hang out of that for said piss?
Also why an I so curious about this?
Also why an I so curious about this?
September 20, 2025 at 8:50 PM
How does his equipment hang out of that for said piss?
Also why an I so curious about this?
Also why an I so curious about this?
Inside and Limbo are both games I completed on my own then made my wife play stewards and watched her.
There were accusations of backseat driving when she couldn’t figure out a puzzle.
There were accusations of backseat driving when she couldn’t figure out a puzzle.
September 6, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Inside and Limbo are both games I completed on my own then made my wife play stewards and watched her.
There were accusations of backseat driving when she couldn’t figure out a puzzle.
There were accusations of backseat driving when she couldn’t figure out a puzzle.
Having children In quite partial to eating their pack up rations.
Babybel are quality little pucks of cheese
Babybel are quality little pucks of cheese
September 4, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Having children In quite partial to eating their pack up rations.
Babybel are quality little pucks of cheese
Babybel are quality little pucks of cheese
You’ll end up just saying the lyrics to “Soda Pop” the next time you try to rap die Willow. It’s that much of an ear worm.
August 31, 2025 at 8:51 PM
You’ll end up just saying the lyrics to “Soda Pop” the next time you try to rap die Willow. It’s that much of an ear worm.
I’ve played a few on that cover!
August 17, 2025 at 6:35 AM
I’ve played a few on that cover!
Examine the replacement for mechanical fastenings! If there are none then
“Pull that known until it comes off in your hand”
“Pull that known until it comes off in your hand”
a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face while talking on a television show .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face while talking on a television show .
media.tenor.com
July 30, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Examine the replacement for mechanical fastenings! If there are none then
“Pull that known until it comes off in your hand”
“Pull that known until it comes off in your hand”
If the oven knob is as old as you say and hasn’t been removed for cleaning there’s going to be some binding grease in there. Pull harder!
July 30, 2025 at 7:18 AM
If the oven knob is as old as you say and hasn’t been removed for cleaning there’s going to be some binding grease in there. Pull harder!
Ospreay for the one who tries really hard but makes daft mistakes.
Harley Cameron for the one that is crazy.
Eddie Kingston for the one that angers easily at tasks.
Aubrey Edwards for the one that thinks outside the box.
Prince Nana just for the dance!
Harley Cameron for the one that is crazy.
Eddie Kingston for the one that angers easily at tasks.
Aubrey Edwards for the one that thinks outside the box.
Prince Nana just for the dance!
July 23, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Ospreay for the one who tries really hard but makes daft mistakes.
Harley Cameron for the one that is crazy.
Eddie Kingston for the one that angers easily at tasks.
Aubrey Edwards for the one that thinks outside the box.
Prince Nana just for the dance!
Harley Cameron for the one that is crazy.
Eddie Kingston for the one that angers easily at tasks.
Aubrey Edwards for the one that thinks outside the box.
Prince Nana just for the dance!
Tony Hawk games and the radio.
July 22, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Tony Hawk games and the radio.
“Matt looks like he had sex with his socks” was an outstanding response to the “socks on” comment.
I also enjoyed the “He’s had a hard paper round!” comments when you said your age.
Sorry for quoting mean tweets for a year at work after you did so well. (I’m not sorry at all!!!!!)
I also enjoyed the “He’s had a hard paper round!” comments when you said your age.
Sorry for quoting mean tweets for a year at work after you did so well. (I’m not sorry at all!!!!!)
July 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
“Matt looks like he had sex with his socks” was an outstanding response to the “socks on” comment.
I also enjoyed the “He’s had a hard paper round!” comments when you said your age.
Sorry for quoting mean tweets for a year at work after you did so well. (I’m not sorry at all!!!!!)
I also enjoyed the “He’s had a hard paper round!” comments when you said your age.
Sorry for quoting mean tweets for a year at work after you did so well. (I’m not sorry at all!!!!!)
Is that a euphemism for how she wants to celebrate?
July 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Is that a euphemism for how she wants to celebrate?
I had 50% of those back in the day. Mosquitor? He was quite grisly for a MotU toy
July 1, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I had 50% of those back in the day. Mosquitor? He was quite grisly for a MotU toy
Ooooooh! There’s been some belters and some stinkers over the years. Also Isolation which I’m too scared to play!
June 24, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Ooooooh! There’s been some belters and some stinkers over the years. Also Isolation which I’m too scared to play!
Ironically, I couldn’t read the article because of the paywall
June 21, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Ironically, I couldn’t read the article because of the paywall
Which is best? You’ve done 3 twice!
It has to be convincing the guy he’s her Dad though right
It has to be convincing the guy he’s her Dad though right
June 20, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Which is best? You’ve done 3 twice!
It has to be convincing the guy he’s her Dad though right
It has to be convincing the guy he’s her Dad though right
Is a 1-tog duvet just an empty duvet packet?
Like the Emperor’s New Clothes but with bedding?
Like the Emperor’s New Clothes but with bedding?
June 18, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Is a 1-tog duvet just an empty duvet packet?
Like the Emperor’s New Clothes but with bedding?
Like the Emperor’s New Clothes but with bedding?
Don’t have to unpack batteries though. You would if it actually was an X-Box controller.
June 9, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Don’t have to unpack batteries though. You would if it actually was an X-Box controller.
Far Cry Blood Dragon
Tiny Tina’s Wonderlands
Most of Shovel Knight
Tiny Tina’s Wonderlands
Most of Shovel Knight
June 6, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Far Cry Blood Dragon
Tiny Tina’s Wonderlands
Most of Shovel Knight
Tiny Tina’s Wonderlands
Most of Shovel Knight
Every time Dolmio posted in the bad place I responded with “Pasta of Muppets”. Every time. I got one like over three years.
May 31, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Every time Dolmio posted in the bad place I responded with “Pasta of Muppets”. Every time. I got one like over three years.