Just went to a restaurant that served pelican. The bill was huge!

My friend has sandwiches for legs which means he has pani-knees!

I was getting annoyed by the amount of people going on about Twitter on BlueSky and how they left it but have realised it’s people actually processing trauma! It’s a healthy thing to talk about the issues of past relationships.

Blocking every account that posts a picture of an animal with the comment “My Mom says I’m beautiful, but so far no one has liked my picture”

Have you seen this Christmas they’re releasing a bonus mission for Ocarina of Time where you have to rescue your fairy helper’s father.
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I’m James
Comic book, video game and wrestling nerd who finally got tired of “The bad place!”
Looking to get a timeline that informs, educates and mainly amuses.
Loving it here so far but is anyone else getting loads of animal pictures with weird taglines like “Mommy says nobody will like my photo“?