el joker
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i like to make stuff, maybe sometimes i'll post it.
gotta start posting here more, looking at the other website makes my dark heart grow ever darker or whatever the kids are saying these days
June 22, 2025 at 1:30 AM
gotta start posting here more, looking at the other website makes my dark heart grow ever darker or whatever the kids are saying these days
Humanity can only be saved by a cool new dance craze. That's basically the only thing that hasn't happened in a while, that i can think of
May 18, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Humanity can only be saved by a cool new dance craze. That's basically the only thing that hasn't happened in a while, that i can think of
I have actually met several friendly bug in my travels and so don't be alarmed but some of them are really polite despite having knife asses. They are called bumblebee because they are yellow and black like the transformer. They are under my protection now tho we've yet to break the language barrier
May 18, 2025 at 10:07 AM
I have actually met several friendly bug in my travels and so don't be alarmed but some of them are really polite despite having knife asses. They are called bumblebee because they are yellow and black like the transformer. They are under my protection now tho we've yet to break the language barrier
They're saying there's a thing called bugs they range in size from tiny to small and not only that there are like more types of them than could ever be counted. Oh and they're everywhere and they can do all sorts of shit you would or wouldn't want happening . Basically humanity is fucked.
May 18, 2025 at 10:04 AM
They're saying there's a thing called bugs they range in size from tiny to small and not only that there are like more types of them than could ever be counted. Oh and they're everywhere and they can do all sorts of shit you would or wouldn't want happening . Basically humanity is fucked.
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I hate these fascist motherfuckers with every cell in my body and with nearly equal timbre I hate the cowardice of the only people in a position to oppose them who treat it like they were playing crazy 8s over cocktails and watercress sandwiches
March 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I hate these fascist motherfuckers with every cell in my body and with nearly equal timbre I hate the cowardice of the only people in a position to oppose them who treat it like they were playing crazy 8s over cocktails and watercress sandwiches
catching up on norfolk wizard game bill morgan is the funniest character ever invented
March 9, 2025 at 11:14 PM
catching up on norfolk wizard game bill morgan is the funniest character ever invented
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If you’re creating new Popeye work be careful - although the character is now in the public domain, his iconic catchphrase “I’ll fuck anything that moves” won’t enter the public domain till 2032
January 4, 2025 at 5:19 AM
If you’re creating new Popeye work be careful - although the character is now in the public domain, his iconic catchphrase “I’ll fuck anything that moves” won’t enter the public domain till 2032
have we ever trained an animal to drive a car
December 1, 2024 at 8:05 PM
have we ever trained an animal to drive a car
was bioshock the first "lore via tapes" game or was there something earlier setting that up
November 29, 2024 at 11:56 PM
was bioshock the first "lore via tapes" game or was there something earlier setting that up
its crazy how elon musk surrounds himself with bodyguards when the real danger in his life is probably his own cars
November 29, 2024 at 11:54 PM
its crazy how elon musk surrounds himself with bodyguards when the real danger in his life is probably his own cars
controversial opinion but advertising must be stopped at all costs
November 25, 2024 at 10:35 PM
controversial opinion but advertising must be stopped at all costs
Can we make a bigger dog like a huge one or is there a limit in science laws to how big a dog can get
November 25, 2024 at 1:43 AM
Can we make a bigger dog like a huge one or is there a limit in science laws to how big a dog can get
me when im happy: LOL.
me when im sad: Lo,
me when im sad: Lo,
November 22, 2024 at 10:44 PM
me when im happy: LOL.
me when im sad: Lo,
me when im sad: Lo,
To the tune of I wanna Rock: i gotta poop (POOP!) I've. got. to. poop (POOP)
November 22, 2024 at 3:38 AM
To the tune of I wanna Rock: i gotta poop (POOP!) I've. got. to. poop (POOP)
its crazy that as of 3 years ago there are no living 9/11 witnesses alive today, really makes you think about history in a whole new way, like, in a way, the present of the now is just the history of the past tomorrow... fuck...
November 21, 2024 at 11:16 PM
its crazy that as of 3 years ago there are no living 9/11 witnesses alive today, really makes you think about history in a whole new way, like, in a way, the present of the now is just the history of the past tomorrow... fuck...
do spanish speaking people think kirby is just asking for chicken all the time
November 21, 2024 at 1:02 AM
do spanish speaking people think kirby is just asking for chicken all the time
hey jack, its me yeah, the guy who sold you the magic beans, uh huh, so listen, i need to tell you its really important that the beans NEED to go in your ass for the. what? you put them in the ground? fuck man i have no idea whats gonna happen to you now dude thats crazy
November 20, 2024 at 1:28 AM
hey jack, its me yeah, the guy who sold you the magic beans, uh huh, so listen, i need to tell you its really important that the beans NEED to go in your ass for the. what? you put them in the ground? fuck man i have no idea whats gonna happen to you now dude thats crazy
I kinda thought we'd have hand servants that could move on their own like in the addams family by now
November 19, 2024 at 1:52 AM
I kinda thought we'd have hand servants that could move on their own like in the addams family by now
to the tune of poker face: pa-pa-pa penis face pa-pa-penis face
November 18, 2024 at 6:15 AM
to the tune of poker face: pa-pa-pa penis face pa-pa-penis face
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Seinfeld Except A Lot More Bad Stuff Has Happened
November 16, 2024 at 11:42 PM
Seinfeld Except A Lot More Bad Stuff Has Happened
when the homie with the nice ass betrays you: Et tu, bootay?
November 17, 2024 at 9:33 AM
when the homie with the nice ass betrays you: Et tu, bootay?
just got in from stupid town and they sent me to take your ass out *empties an entire tommy gun at you but i miss every single shot*
November 17, 2024 at 6:45 AM
just got in from stupid town and they sent me to take your ass out *empties an entire tommy gun at you but i miss every single shot*
but you didnt know the iconic story character had an evil brother, glemjamin glutton, the man who became the age of the last thing he ate !!!!
November 17, 2024 at 6:42 AM
but you didnt know the iconic story character had an evil brother, glemjamin glutton, the man who became the age of the last thing he ate !!!!
there are 3 things you can do in this world, can you find them all?
November 17, 2024 at 1:11 AM
there are 3 things you can do in this world, can you find them all?