“We stand by the law of the land, which we imagine will be a future case ruled in direct opposition to the ruling I’m misreporting right now”

“We have concluded that the answer is in the negative”

“We have concluded that the answer is in the negative”

“We have concluded that the answer is in the negative”

A maybe clear example of the class element is how a wealthy person consistently breaking social norms is more likely to be called “eccentric” than crazy

every day I feel worse about the next 6-12 months and better about the next 2-5 years.

I dread to think what other things we’re going to be told not to kinkshame him for

Choosing your undercover spies like American Idol. But also you’re really smart, so instead of the person who wins becoming a secret agent, it’s whoever came in second

Bond films should end with a big mirror on screen and the text “what about you?” Like a children’s book