Dog Faced Herman
@dogfacedherman.bsky.social
A sheep raising, #horror movie loving guy that somehow lives with Multiple Sclerosis.
Fuck ICE.
Fuck ICE.
Pancake doesn't ask for much, but this morning she really wanted some extra attention. I'm happy to oblige.
December 7, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Pancake doesn't ask for much, but this morning she really wanted some extra attention. I'm happy to oblige.
I have 6 sheep. They get shorn once a year so they have one bad day a year, not even a day, an hour or two (not counting hoof trimming). The rest of the year they eat, sleep, ask for treats and scratches and complain when I run out of fresh 2nd cut hay and have to give them boring 1st cut hay.
December 4, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I have 6 sheep. They get shorn once a year so they have one bad day a year, not even a day, an hour or two (not counting hoof trimming). The rest of the year they eat, sleep, ask for treats and scratches and complain when I run out of fresh 2nd cut hay and have to give them boring 1st cut hay.
What's funnier, the misspelling of 'Secretary' or the fact that his drink is covered (Pete: "Not gonna roofy myself. Three times is enough!").
I'm open to the idea that 'SSecretary' isn't a misspelling, these ghouls love to work in nazi language whenever they can.
I'm open to the idea that 'SSecretary' isn't a misspelling, these ghouls love to work in nazi language whenever they can.
December 4, 2025 at 2:09 PM
What's funnier, the misspelling of 'Secretary' or the fact that his drink is covered (Pete: "Not gonna roofy myself. Three times is enough!").
I'm open to the idea that 'SSecretary' isn't a misspelling, these ghouls love to work in nazi language whenever they can.
I'm open to the idea that 'SSecretary' isn't a misspelling, these ghouls love to work in nazi language whenever they can.
It's cold and raining, and I just let this little bastard in. As soon as I sat down, he jumped on my lap, put his face up to mine, and sneezed.
Bastard.
Bastard.
December 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
It's cold and raining, and I just let this little bastard in. As soon as I sat down, he jumped on my lap, put his face up to mine, and sneezed.
Bastard.
Bastard.
Quentin Collins is really getting into the Misfits.
December 2, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Quentin Collins is really getting into the Misfits.
I'm guessing that one of their parents was a domestic turkey that escaped and bred with a wild turkey. Now, these 3 beautiful birds are hanging out at my place
December 2, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I'm guessing that one of their parents was a domestic turkey that escaped and bred with a wild turkey. Now, these 3 beautiful birds are hanging out at my place
What I like most about turkeys is that it's like having little dinosaurs running around the yard.
I have 6 sheep. This is Pancake, Waffles cousin.
I have 6 sheep. This is Pancake, Waffles cousin.
November 29, 2025 at 7:06 PM
What I like most about turkeys is that it's like having little dinosaurs running around the yard.
I have 6 sheep. This is Pancake, Waffles cousin.
I have 6 sheep. This is Pancake, Waffles cousin.
Drop something MIRRORED
Orpheus (1950)
Orpheus (1950)
November 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Drop something MIRRORED
Orpheus (1950)
Orpheus (1950)
Waffles is asking, "They're behind me, aren't they?"
November 29, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Waffles is asking, "They're behind me, aren't they?"
The first punk show I went to was Husker Du, unfortunately it was one of their last shows.
November 27, 2025 at 2:22 PM
The first punk show I went to was Husker Du, unfortunately it was one of their last shows.
The movie Hyperspace aka Gremloids, is a (not very funny) comedy but it did give us Lord Buckethead. He has since run for office several times in Britain.
November 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The movie Hyperspace aka Gremloids, is a (not very funny) comedy but it did give us Lord Buckethead. He has since run for office several times in Britain.
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you.
Who’s coming to save you?
Who’s coming to save you?
November 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you.
Who’s coming to save you?
Who’s coming to save you?
The biggest obstacle people have when it comes to acquiring wealth is that wealth tends to pool around a handful of people.
Luckily there's a tool that helps us gain access to that pool of hoarded wealth.
Luckily there's a tool that helps us gain access to that pool of hoarded wealth.
November 18, 2025 at 3:30 PM
The biggest obstacle people have when it comes to acquiring wealth is that wealth tends to pool around a handful of people.
Luckily there's a tool that helps us gain access to that pool of hoarded wealth.
Luckily there's a tool that helps us gain access to that pool of hoarded wealth.
I hope the ground is OK.
November 13, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I hope the ground is OK.
First off, I'm a big fan of the punk band, The Damned so The Economist need to keep Captain Sensibles' name out of their diseased mouth.
Second, capitalists will always side with fascists because money and property is more important than people.
Second, capitalists will always side with fascists because money and property is more important than people.
November 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
First off, I'm a big fan of the punk band, The Damned so The Economist need to keep Captain Sensibles' name out of their diseased mouth.
Second, capitalists will always side with fascists because money and property is more important than people.
Second, capitalists will always side with fascists because money and property is more important than people.
The Godzilla franchise peaked in 1997 with Godzilla Island.
Happy #GodzillaDay, to those that celebrate.
Happy #GodzillaDay, to those that celebrate.
November 3, 2025 at 6:57 PM
The Godzilla franchise peaked in 1997 with Godzilla Island.
Happy #GodzillaDay, to those that celebrate.
Happy #GodzillaDay, to those that celebrate.
Been thinking that ICE is like Blaster, of Master-Blaster from Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome. Underneath the scary costume he's just a simpleminded baby-brained idiot.
and just like Blaster, they run away crying when they hear a whistle.
and just like Blaster, they run away crying when they hear a whistle.
November 3, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Been thinking that ICE is like Blaster, of Master-Blaster from Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome. Underneath the scary costume he's just a simpleminded baby-brained idiot.
and just like Blaster, they run away crying when they hear a whistle.
and just like Blaster, they run away crying when they hear a whistle.
I hear they have matching nipple rings now.
November 3, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I hear they have matching nipple rings now.
A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a GIF
November 2, 2025 at 4:38 PM
A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a GIF
A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a GIF
November 2, 2025 at 4:37 PM
A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a GIF