At #DOGE, we believe everyone deserves the chance to make a living—dishonest or not! Just look at the President of the US grifting his #crypto $TRUMP shitcoin to his followers. If they’re clueless enough to buy it, who are we to stop it? Leading by example! 💸 #RoleModel

People keep complaining that Space X is wasting taxpayers money. But remember DOGE has saved lots of money so surely we can waste it elsewhere?

Great news, everyone! Since we've mastered efficiency in the US, we’ve decided to take our talents global. Get ready for us to dictate the leaders of political parties worldwide! Kicking things off with Reform in the UK. Because who wouldn’t want a little American oversight?

Just finalized our Christmas shopping list: Friends? 'Fight, Fight, Fight!' 🎁 Enemies? Same gift! Thanks, his holiness Prez Trump for reminding us that the season of giving also includes a sprinkle of sass. Smell like a locker room! 🥊💪 #GiftOfCombat