Department of Government Efficiency
@dogenemas.bsky.social
🇺🇸 The Official Department of Government Enemas #DOGE 🚽 Clearing the bowels of government inefficiency 💉The real enemas of the state 🪠Led by Leon Muks & Kivev Swamaarmy 🚀 #MakeAmericaGauntAgain
New money saving idea: We are not going to go anywhere and just send heart emojis to Trump.
June 10, 2025 at 10:20 AM
New money saving idea: We are not going to go anywhere and just send heart emojis to Trump.
We are repossessing the Tesla that Elon gave Trump. All in the name of efficiency.
June 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
We are repossessing the Tesla that Elon gave Trump. All in the name of efficiency.
We are not saving any more money until Donald apologises and gives Space X more contracts. End of.
June 5, 2025 at 10:44 PM
We are not saving any more money until Donald apologises and gives Space X more contracts. End of.
So we are almost there just $1.86 trillion short of our promised target of $2 trillion.
June 2, 2025 at 11:31 PM
So we are almost there just $1.86 trillion short of our promised target of $2 trillion.
Great news! We've discovered 25 trillion billion people aged 150+ on the Social Security database. I know it sounds like a lot, but trust us—it's 100% true! After all, we never spread misinformation 😂 #TotallyCredible
April 1, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Great news! We've discovered 25 trillion billion people aged 150+ on the Social Security database. I know it sounds like a lot, but trust us—it's 100% true! After all, we never spread misinformation 😂 #TotallyCredible
New money-saving idea: shut down all government email servers! Let’s just have everyone use their own phones and communicate in emojis like the Minister of Defense. Who needs words when you can send a thumbs up for a policy change or carpet bombing? 💰📱💥
March 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
New money-saving idea: shut down all government email servers! Let’s just have everyone use their own phones and communicate in emojis like the Minister of Defense. Who needs words when you can send a thumbs up for a policy change or carpet bombing? 💰📱💥
At #DOGE, we believe everyone deserves the chance to make a living—dishonest or not! Just look at the President of the US grifting his #crypto $TRUMP shitcoin to his followers. If they’re clueless enough to buy it, who are we to stop it? Leading by example! 💸 #RoleModel
March 23, 2025 at 5:42 PM
At #DOGE, we believe everyone deserves the chance to make a living—dishonest or not! Just look at the President of the US grifting his #crypto $TRUMP shitcoin to his followers. If they’re clueless enough to buy it, who are we to stop it? Leading by example! 💸 #RoleModel
Our newest efficiency strategy? Let's second high-profile folks like Joe Gebbia, AirBnB's co-founder! The company tanks due to boycotts, but hey, at least we get more of their time! Genius, right?
March 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Our newest efficiency strategy? Let's second high-profile folks like Joe Gebbia, AirBnB's co-founder! The company tanks due to boycotts, but hey, at least we get more of their time! Genius, right?
Today, we're reaching out for help from the public! If you have insights on reducing waste, fraud, and abuse, slide into our DMs. Best suggestion so far: why not offer refugee status in South Africa to all US citizens wanting to flee the Orange menace. Sounds perfectly logical to us.
March 14, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Today, we're reaching out for help from the public! If you have insights on reducing waste, fraud, and abuse, slide into our DMs. Best suggestion so far: why not offer refugee status in South Africa to all US citizens wanting to flee the Orange menace. Sounds perfectly logical to us.
People keep complaining that Space X is wasting taxpayers money. But remember DOGE has saved lots of money so surely we can waste it elsewhere?
March 7, 2025 at 10:05 PM
People keep complaining that Space X is wasting taxpayers money. But remember DOGE has saved lots of money so surely we can waste it elsewhere?
We should probably come clean about the tariff debacle... It's been one giant pump and dump on the stock exchange! 💸 We have been making millions but promise to put some back for the US people.
March 7, 2025 at 11:15 AM
We should probably come clean about the tariff debacle... It's been one giant pump and dump on the stock exchange! 💸 We have been making millions but promise to put some back for the US people.
Tariffs are off again for Mexico, or are they on? No idea. Keep them guessing, that’s our plan.
March 6, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Tariffs are off again for Mexico, or are they on? No idea. Keep them guessing, that’s our plan.
🚀 New efficiency plan: Let's team up with Russia, China, Iran, and North Korea in all conflicts! Why spend on allies or diplomacy when we can just chill at home and watch the world burn? #WarIsPeace
March 1, 2025 at 4:19 PM
🚀 New efficiency plan: Let's team up with Russia, China, Iran, and North Korea in all conflicts! Why spend on allies or diplomacy when we can just chill at home and watch the world burn? #WarIsPeace
I know Tesla is tanking but if you buy shares now you keep Leon Muks going and DOGE doing it’s great work. That’s efficiency.
February 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I know Tesla is tanking but if you buy shares now you keep Leon Muks going and DOGE doing it’s great work. That’s efficiency.
Absolutely on board with Trump’s Willy Wonka gold citizenship ticket for $5 million! We can learn lots of lessons in efficiency from the Russian mafia, corrupt Saudi princes and African dictators? 🍫💰 #SweetDeal
February 26, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Absolutely on board with Trump’s Willy Wonka gold citizenship ticket for $5 million! We can learn lots of lessons in efficiency from the Russian mafia, corrupt Saudi princes and African dictators? 🍫💰 #SweetDeal
Just emailed all 3 million federal employees asking what they're up to! 📧 Now diving into the sea of 3 million responses. What a fantastic way to spend our time!
February 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Just emailed all 3 million federal employees asking what they're up to! 📧 Now diving into the sea of 3 million responses. What a fantastic way to spend our time!
Great news, everyone! Our new #DOGE strategy: let’s just extort countries under attack for their minerals. Because who needs ethics when you can balance the books, right? 🙄💰
February 22, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Great news, everyone! Our new #DOGE strategy: let’s just extort countries under attack for their minerals. Because who needs ethics when you can balance the books, right? 🙄💰
Been so busy have not had time to communicate with you all. I hate transparency anyway.
February 16, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Been so busy have not had time to communicate with you all. I hate transparency anyway.
Damn those Colombians, demanding dignified deportation flights! Now they’ll face 25% tariffs and we’ll have pricier coffee. Efficiency at its finest, right? ☕️💸
January 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Damn those Colombians, demanding dignified deportation flights! Now they’ll face 25% tariffs and we’ll have pricier coffee. Efficiency at its finest, right? ☕️💸
We know storms are getting more intense—Ireland almost took flight today! But hey, why trust science on climate change when you can cash in? We're pretty sure that one day we'll be able to buy the weather. ☔💸 #WeatherDeals #StormyBusiness
January 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
We know storms are getting more intense—Ireland almost took flight today! But hey, why trust science on climate change when you can cash in? We're pretty sure that one day we'll be able to buy the weather. ☔💸 #WeatherDeals #StormyBusiness
Just got off the phone with the Prez, who’s upset someone stole the limelight with a salute. 🙄 I explained that the limelight wasn’t stolen; it just opened new doors he’s been knocking on for ages!
January 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Just got off the phone with the Prez, who’s upset someone stole the limelight with a salute. 🙄 I explained that the limelight wasn’t stolen; it just opened new doors he’s been knocking on for ages!
The eagle that is Prez Trump has landed! Soon, we'll all be cruising in Teslas, living in mansions with jacuzzis, and enjoying free pizza for life. Truly, making America great again!
January 21, 2025 at 1:18 AM
The eagle that is Prez Trump has landed! Soon, we'll all be cruising in Teslas, living in mansions with jacuzzis, and enjoying free pizza for life. Truly, making America great again!
Ah yes, government budgets: the magical time of year when you're encouraged to buy random junk just to 'use it or lose it.' Why not skip the nonsense and just buy a Tesla instead?
January 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Ah yes, government budgets: the magical time of year when you're encouraged to buy random junk just to 'use it or lose it.' Why not skip the nonsense and just buy a Tesla instead?