We’ve already got MOD Pizza, which is quite nice, actually.
December 22, 2025 at 5:50 PM
We’ve already got MOD Pizza, which is quite nice, actually.
Just in time to not be able to hold the whitehouse accountable when the Epstein files are not released on time.
December 18, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Just in time to not be able to hold the whitehouse accountable when the Epstein files are not released on time.
Oil is at something like $55/b. It’s not like we need more oil.
December 17, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Oil is at something like $55/b. It’s not like we need more oil.
And don’t go get me started on how the made the 11th amendment mean absolutely nothing.
December 9, 2025 at 2:38 PM
And don’t go get me started on how the made the 11th amendment mean absolutely nothing.
That particular cloud rained down millions of dollars into his bank account last time he yelled at them. Not a bad strategy.
December 8, 2025 at 3:29 PM
That particular cloud rained down millions of dollars into his bank account last time he yelled at them. Not a bad strategy.
Take a well deserved break, and I wish the best for you and your family.
December 7, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Take a well deserved break, and I wish the best for you and your family.
It’s better as an adult
December 6, 2025 at 5:57 AM
It’s better as an adult
The date format is from the reader’s account, not the writer’s. Whom ever grabbed the screenshots is not likely in the US.
December 4, 2025 at 2:59 PM
The date format is from the reader’s account, not the writer’s. Whom ever grabbed the screenshots is not likely in the US.
Expect a big controversy/distraction the day before as well.
December 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Expect a big controversy/distraction the day before as well.
Is it legal to give an illegal order? Somehow I expect not. It’s probably the responsibility of the recipient of the order not to follow it.
December 1, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Is it legal to give an illegal order? Somehow I expect not. It’s probably the responsibility of the recipient of the order not to follow it.
The upcoming state of the union address aught to be interesting.
December 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
The upcoming state of the union address aught to be interesting.
They aren’t calling a war either (at least in legal briefs)
November 30, 2025 at 9:58 PM
They aren’t calling a war either (at least in legal briefs)
I thought it was an Onion article at first.
November 29, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I thought it was an Onion article at first.
It always takes longer than you think. Longer still when you account for it taking than you think.
November 25, 2025 at 3:14 PM
It always takes longer than you think. Longer still when you account for it taking than you think.
This is what happens when you hire a plumber for carpentry jobs.
November 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
This is what happens when you hire a plumber for carpentry jobs.
Does numbnuts write posts anymore, or is it Steven Miller all the time?
November 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Does numbnuts write posts anymore, or is it Steven Miller all the time?
When I lived on the tenth floor in college, I always took the stairs. Usually beating my friends who took the elevator.
November 20, 2025 at 2:36 PM
When I lived on the tenth floor in college, I always took the stairs. Usually beating my friends who took the elevator.
You can’t hear much over the sound of all those pulleys working hard to pivot these idiots 180 degrees.
November 18, 2025 at 9:28 PM
You can’t hear much over the sound of all those pulleys working hard to pivot these idiots 180 degrees.
I look forward to seeing Nancy whenever I open this app
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I look forward to seeing Nancy whenever I open this app
How about a round of ground hog day Bond movies. (S)he can die in each episode in any number of various ways.
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
How about a round of ground hog day Bond movies. (S)he can die in each episode in any number of various ways.
My former teen self would have seen this a challenge.
November 10, 2025 at 2:11 PM
My former teen self would have seen this a challenge.
Is this a new record of some sort?
November 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Is this a new record of some sort?
He will be telling everyone (ie himself) he won the Nobel Peace Prize afterwards.
November 6, 2025 at 9:34 PM
He will be telling everyone (ie himself) he won the Nobel Peace Prize afterwards.
I think it best to remove the outliers and reanalyze. Remove 100 highest and the 100 lowest and see what you get.
November 6, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I think it best to remove the outliers and reanalyze. Remove 100 highest and the 100 lowest and see what you get.
Why don’t the lawyers who wrote this s*** up get thrown in jail. Judges, use your powers.
November 4, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Why don’t the lawyers who wrote this s*** up get thrown in jail. Judges, use your powers.