Jeffy Covfefe’
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Jeffy Covfefe’
@docziggy.bsky.social
Bone doc, dad to an autistic young lady, husband to Caite’.
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Ted Cruz goes to the doctor. Takes off his hat, there’s a frog on his head. Doc says “how can I help you?” The frog says “can you get this fucking wart off my ass?”
March 20, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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January 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Well, well, well. We start off 47 with Trump taking to oath without his hand on the Bible and Emo doing a full Nazi salute. But everything will be fine, I’m sure.
January 20, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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January 20, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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#Cancer is a full time job.

The blood work for my cancer DNA came back much higher than expected . 🩸

MRI tomorrow followed by brain scan, my break is over.

If you don't know by now, fights for healthcare like mine will only get worse under the Trump administration. 🥊

🧵
December 30, 2024 at 11:59 PM
Merry Christmas, ya lil sombitch!
December 25, 2024 at 3:16 PM
December 19, 2024 at 2:52 AM
The drones have been identified!!
December 18, 2024 at 11:53 PM
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@mark2711.bsky.social

Hi Mark. Do you mind if I call you Mark? @caitecunningham.bsky.social, who you are DMing, is my wife. She hates assholes like this. Quit bothering the ladies on here, you insignificant troll punk bitch. Thank you for your attention to this matter. Fuck off. Bye.
December 10, 2024 at 2:44 PM
December 9, 2024 at 4:03 PM
@tarynt.bsky.social is a dear friend of our family. My wife, @caitecunningham.bsky.social, has known her for years. This drive is to help her recover from devastating domestic abuse. Please donate if you’re able!!

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Donate to Help Taryn Survive Domestic Violence, organized by Jeff Cunningham
I am Jeff Cunningham. My wife's very dear friend in Michigan was recently attacke… Jeff Cunningham needs your support for Help Taryn Survive Domestic Violence
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December 4, 2024 at 11:17 PM
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My mother-in-law couldn’t find the turkey-shaped butter sculpture that always adorns her Thanksgiving table, so I hand-crafted this masterpiece. I feel like it’s a true breakthrough in our relationship.
November 28, 2024 at 10:24 PM
I’m posting this again so the ladies on here that are victims of these idiots will see him. These guys followed us over from that septic system and they’re doing this crap. He sent this trash to Mrs. Covfefe’.
November 29, 2024 at 11:29 PM
@hillard34.bsky.social Don Hillard, you scumbag. Quit dropping your bullshit into my wife’s DMs. You’re a lowlife. You know damn well she’s married. You fool.
November 29, 2024 at 12:32 AM
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For a great person and solid resister, follow @tgmaywald.bsky.social on here. She’s GREAT!!
November 21, 2024 at 9:05 PM
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The eddumikashin looks goodest in Murica
November 13, 2024 at 1:55 AM