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Doctor Synth
@doctorsynth.bsky.social
I dig D&D, synthesizers, politics, and fluffy mammals.
I was making a joke about his dick, but hey that’s actually pretty cool.
November 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Tanking your business by having shitty policies.
November 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
It’s mostly pedophile Donald Trump describing Chicago
November 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Thanksgiving grocery shopping at Aldi
What’s scary about this photo?
November 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Salacious B. Crumb:
No one out-Jabbas the Hutt.

Princess Leia:
Hold my beer
November 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
@nativeinstruments.bsky.social Migrating data from my extremely EXPENSIVE YET SMALL 4TB internal SSD on a Mac Mini M4 Pro to an external 8TB SSD is an extremely tedious process. Please give me one button that will just migrate all my NI content.
November 22, 2025 at 2:28 PM
But he’ll go down for a big bad Bill.
November 20, 2025 at 4:29 PM
@rbreich.bsky.social Expect nothing less from a felon who raped multiple children
November 20, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Apple 8TB internal SSD upgrade
$2400

8TB NVME SSD $635
a.co/d/9Z7GyKd

This is robbery.
November 20, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Migrating gigabytes of content off my Mac Mini’s expensive internal SSD to an external SSD is a pain in the ass, but it must be done. There’s not enough space on the internal drive for installing updates. I wish software vendors made this process easier. #synthesizers
November 20, 2025 at 12:52 PM
True story: I was a freshman in college and really feeling blue on a Friday night so I pulled out my Poly-800 and played some keytar until an upperclassman came into my room and threatened to fight me so I picked him up in a fireman’s carry and threw him onto the floor. I never felt so alive.
November 20, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Hell is waiting for your OneDrive to sync when you haven’t logged in for 8 months.
November 20, 2025 at 6:55 AM
At least your dog doesn’t wake you 3-4 times at night to go hunting for rocks to chew on. Doesn’t have to be a rock per se - she’s also happy with chunks of concrete or asphalt 🤬 as a puppy the vet had to removed a cracked canine. I thought German shepherd’s were supposed to be smart?!
November 20, 2025 at 5:58 AM
November 19, 2025 at 7:43 AM
all our eggs are in their basket
November 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
That's really cool. which AI are you using? The models I've tried don't make anything so detailed.
November 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
November 16, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Why would you intentionally block your vision with a bunch of dumb stickers?
November 16, 2025 at 5:10 PM
So much shit on Pam Bondi’s nose.
November 15, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I draw the line at the third date. I don’t want an audience 🤣
November 12, 2025 at 11:30 PM
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
November 10, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Guillotine
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Never forget these assholes didn’t think we should save the ACA funding which keeps me alive.
November 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
List of Democrats who caved in to Republican demands, dooming the ACA:
November 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM