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Doctor Slurp
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Doctor of all things slurp, as well as gulps, squelches, sloshes, guzzles, glops, splats, plops, dribbles, gloops, splurts, gurgles, and blorps. Philly.
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This has Kevin Hayes’s fingerprints all over it. #NHL #OttawaSenators #LetsGoFlyers
January 9, 2026 at 1:27 AM
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Is this just going to be another one inning offensive sputter? What is wrong with these turds? #Phillies
October 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Here we go again with this team. #Phillies
October 9, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Humanity was a mistake. #pumpkinspice
September 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM