Doctor Slurp
@doctorslurp.bsky.social
Doctor of all things slurp, as well as gulps, squelches, sloshes, guzzles, glops, splats, plops, dribbles, gloops, splurts, gurgles, and blorps. Philly.
If you stick food up your butt, you poop it out of your mouth. That's just simple science. #DoctorSlurp #SlurpScienceFacts #FunWithScience
February 12, 2026 at 11:55 PM
If you stick food up your butt, you poop it out of your mouth. That's just simple science. #DoctorSlurp #SlurpScienceFacts #FunWithScience
January 9, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Orion Kerkering is a fucking bum, and once again Rob Thomson makes several shitty decisions that cost this team a chance to advance in the postseason. I cannot wait for both of these turds to get flushed in the offseason. #Phillies
October 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Orion Kerkering is a fucking bum, and once again Rob Thomson makes several shitty decisions that cost this team a chance to advance in the postseason. I cannot wait for both of these turds to get flushed in the offseason. #Phillies
October 9, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Humanity was a mistake. #pumpkinspice
September 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Humanity was a mistake. #pumpkinspice