Shim
doctorshim.bsky.social
Shim
@doctorshim.bsky.social
Hello! I’m Shim! I don’t know what I am, where, when or how. I like things that fly and little crawly beasties.
That's just a 1st level abjuration spell that gives +5 AC to everyone under it. 🧙
September 6, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I'll bet my right hand that if the HHS discovers that autism may be tied to petrol use and plastics, they'll get really quiet about it really fast.
September 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I didn't mean to come off as hostile. It's that if we're talking about writing a law, there's quite a bit to consider. As someone who writes tons of software, it is incredibly complex. Nearly any law surrounding software has been a detriment. However privacy is a different beast!
September 6, 2025 at 4:26 AM
That's the real kick in the pants, isnt it? If anything, I would want to see legislation around users owning their own data, and service providers having to *buy it back* if they want it.
September 6, 2025 at 4:25 AM
How would you enforce this new legislation, especially in complex software such as an operating system, where update might mean the difference between securing a user's data and privacy and opening up potential attack vectors?
September 5, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Even bsky is going to use some form of data-mining and AI, if they haven't already. It's just too tempting.
August 18, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Nobody says anything about too much garlic. I don’t believe it. It has only been theorized that people out there do not like garlic and has yet to be proven. It’s a fringe theory. Doesn’t occur in nature. Impossible. Hubris!! 😖
December 25, 2024 at 2:23 PM
What does wrapping presents have to do with women? I’m confused do they have sticky fingers? Do women eject adhesive from their wrists? Do they fight giant robots? Where am I?
December 23, 2024 at 9:47 PM
I love those patterns!
December 23, 2024 at 7:16 PM
You misspelled “ice,” so I’ll have to correct you since they’re clearly nice mushrooms. 12/10 would dig these out of snow to admire
December 23, 2024 at 5:00 PM
To this day I cannot believe she can roll up into a perfect ball.
December 22, 2024 at 5:56 AM
Do I stream said ham? I’m thinking just ham-fist the whole ham down my ham-way.
December 22, 2024 at 5:54 AM
What a handsome mushroom. This is the sort of mushroom I’d invite to a classy ball.
December 22, 2024 at 5:53 AM
You must feel the happy meal, not eat it! You’ve fallen for the ancient cake paradox. You can’t have a happy meal and eat it too.
December 22, 2024 at 5:51 AM
2.74 years of one push up a day!
December 22, 2024 at 5:49 AM