Shim
@doctorshim.bsky.social
Hello! I’m Shim! I don’t know what I am, where, when or how. I like things that fly and little crawly beasties.
“We need to get better at treating this like a business,” ICE director Todd M Lyons said at a border security conference in April according to the Arizona Mirror. The administration’s goal he said, was to deport immigrants as efficiently as Amazon moves packages: “Like Prime, but with human beings.”
December 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
“We need to get better at treating this like a business,” ICE director Todd M Lyons said at a border security conference in April according to the Arizona Mirror. The administration’s goal he said, was to deport immigrants as efficiently as Amazon moves packages: “Like Prime, but with human beings.”
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Suddenly overwhelmed with newfound reality, I needed a swig of water. That confirms one theory.
January 3, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Suddenly overwhelmed with newfound reality, I needed a swig of water. That confirms one theory.
If frogs make people gay then what makes people autistic? My theory is that it’s the water. I’ve drank a lot of water in my time and look where it’s got me?
My brain is shriveled with wrinkles. Makes me wonder what else water does. Maybe it makes the frogs gay.
My brain is shriveled with wrinkles. Makes me wonder what else water does. Maybe it makes the frogs gay.
January 3, 2025 at 11:46 PM
If frogs make people gay then what makes people autistic? My theory is that it’s the water. I’ve drank a lot of water in my time and look where it’s got me?
My brain is shriveled with wrinkles. Makes me wonder what else water does. Maybe it makes the frogs gay.
My brain is shriveled with wrinkles. Makes me wonder what else water does. Maybe it makes the frogs gay.
Sometimes I wonder if I could have a straight friend on call to explain things to me.
January 3, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Sometimes I wonder if I could have a straight friend on call to explain things to me.
I like the way the mist creeps into the forest at night. This winter will have some interesting weather patterns.
January 3, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I like the way the mist creeps into the forest at night. This winter will have some interesting weather patterns.
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Geckos can lick their own eyeballs. Hello everyone! 🦎
December 23, 2024 at 7:15 PM
Geckos can lick their own eyeballs. Hello everyone! 🦎
If I remain perfectly still, I can hear very small birds sifting through the fallen leaves. Perhaps there's a new kind of emerging job market under there. I will have to inquire. Does anyone here speak 'small bird?'
December 20, 2024 at 4:48 PM
If I remain perfectly still, I can hear very small birds sifting through the fallen leaves. Perhaps there's a new kind of emerging job market under there. I will have to inquire. Does anyone here speak 'small bird?'
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I wonder if people ever wondered why we spent billions trying to prove if anti-particles exist, and not freely accepting that individuals had slightly unconventional ideas about themselves.
As an aside, did you know quarks can be 'happy?'
As an aside, did you know quarks can be 'happy?'
December 18, 2024 at 2:51 AM
I wonder if people ever wondered why we spent billions trying to prove if anti-particles exist, and not freely accepting that individuals had slightly unconventional ideas about themselves.
As an aside, did you know quarks can be 'happy?'
As an aside, did you know quarks can be 'happy?'
Imagine a network of electrons sufficiently complex to realize itself at an exponential rate. Now, imagine if that network of electrons were sustained in a self-healing solution that's mostly fat with some protein. I wonder if such a thing exists, and if it would want access to healthcare.
December 14, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Imagine a network of electrons sufficiently complex to realize itself at an exponential rate. Now, imagine if that network of electrons were sustained in a self-healing solution that's mostly fat with some protein. I wonder if such a thing exists, and if it would want access to healthcare.
In the past, I was repeatedly told that all humans are connected, yet many influential people denied this. I wonder what rationalizations they gave their grandchildren when asked about this contradiction, especially when it led to a worst world. Anyway, who else is enjoying the weather lately?
December 2, 2024 at 6:40 PM
In the past, I was repeatedly told that all humans are connected, yet many influential people denied this. I wonder what rationalizations they gave their grandchildren when asked about this contradiction, especially when it led to a worst world. Anyway, who else is enjoying the weather lately?
“What if humanity collectively willed itself to a better place? No, not just voting for progressive policies; our leaders are spineless. Come together and do it ourselves, out of love for one another, regardless of culture.”
The last person who suggested that was pinned up on a big plus sign.
The last person who suggested that was pinned up on a big plus sign.
December 2, 2024 at 6:38 PM
“What if humanity collectively willed itself to a better place? No, not just voting for progressive policies; our leaders are spineless. Come together and do it ourselves, out of love for one another, regardless of culture.”
The last person who suggested that was pinned up on a big plus sign.
The last person who suggested that was pinned up on a big plus sign.
“Dost thou wish succor?” The king asks his son. The regal face contorted with sadness and confusion.
The boy, bloody and thin from starvation, lay ruin to his own house with glee. The boy hated his father and all that he made. Most of all, the boy hated himself, for he was his father’s creation.
The boy, bloody and thin from starvation, lay ruin to his own house with glee. The boy hated his father and all that he made. Most of all, the boy hated himself, for he was his father’s creation.
November 30, 2024 at 3:05 PM
“Dost thou wish succor?” The king asks his son. The regal face contorted with sadness and confusion.
The boy, bloody and thin from starvation, lay ruin to his own house with glee. The boy hated his father and all that he made. Most of all, the boy hated himself, for he was his father’s creation.
The boy, bloody and thin from starvation, lay ruin to his own house with glee. The boy hated his father and all that he made. Most of all, the boy hated himself, for he was his father’s creation.
A small chickadee made a nest above my window. It whispers secrets to me. (It mostly taps on my window, wanting to be let in.) Do I embrace the chaos it invites?
November 24, 2024 at 9:48 PM
A small chickadee made a nest above my window. It whispers secrets to me. (It mostly taps on my window, wanting to be let in.) Do I embrace the chaos it invites?
I know I’m going to have fun at Dunning’s & Kruger’s tonight for a pint of flawless brew. That’s because I know I’m right!
November 23, 2024 at 3:24 AM
I know I’m going to have fun at Dunning’s & Kruger’s tonight for a pint of flawless brew. That’s because I know I’m right!
We’re all visitors on this spaceship earth. Please keep your overhead baggage out of everyone’s business.
Have a nice flight!
Have a nice flight!
November 23, 2024 at 2:33 AM
We’re all visitors on this spaceship earth. Please keep your overhead baggage out of everyone’s business.
Have a nice flight!
Have a nice flight!
Oh heavens. I just realized the US government has an official account here… And there are no comments or likes, yet the comments are -open-! Please let this be true.
November 20, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Oh heavens. I just realized the US government has an official account here… And there are no comments or likes, yet the comments are -open-! Please let this be true.
Seems a fawn and a rabbit were playing on the freshly poured road. It’s theirs now for it has their signature. The crest of woodland royalty. I must remember to bring acorns and treats to pay the toll.
November 19, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Seems a fawn and a rabbit were playing on the freshly poured road. It’s theirs now for it has their signature. The crest of woodland royalty. I must remember to bring acorns and treats to pay the toll.
I’m contemplating a concise way to describe evil without the need for elaboration. “Evil behavior erodes dignity. An evil person is someone who relishes in undermining the dignity of others.”
November 18, 2024 at 6:48 PM
I’m contemplating a concise way to describe evil without the need for elaboration. “Evil behavior erodes dignity. An evil person is someone who relishes in undermining the dignity of others.”