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doctorpopcorn.bsky.social
🔞 Dr_Popcorn 🔞
@doctorpopcorn.bsky.social
25 y/o bi/pan Jersey Devil who loves music, video games, Godzilla, cats, and sleeping

I'm a very horny person that will talk about, comment on and repost very horny things

DM me if you want! I enjoy talking to new people! As long as you're NOT a child!
UNI!!! ❤️❤️❤️
December 4, 2025 at 6:28 PM
everyone who's ever interacted with me checking out my profile and seeing this and they just kill themselves lmao
December 4, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I love stitch ❤️
December 4, 2025 at 5:22 AM
what i meant by that is i dont see an alternative that doesnt require me to spend my life savings on bandcamp or CDs because I listen to hundreds of bands and do NOT have the money for that shit

except for, y'know... "yar har fiddley dee"
December 4, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I will cover her(?) in plenty of smooches 🥹
December 4, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I know piracy is (probably) the best option, and believe me im not some uptight moralist, but i have like over 11k songs spread across all of my playlists

Spotify made it easy to just take an entire band's discography and just add it to a single list

yes I am a lazy s.o.a.b 💔
December 4, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I refuse to use apple products
December 4, 2025 at 4:29 AM
okay okay im sorry
December 4, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I do miss King Gizzard :(
December 4, 2025 at 4:14 AM
none of the femboys around me are single :(
December 4, 2025 at 2:54 AM
wow youre pretty
December 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
yes, I know Spotify is a horrible company that uses its money to make bombs and kill people with said bombs, and Spotify's CEO and shareholders should die, but there is literally no better alternative that doesnt send me into bankruptcy

once a better alternative shows up, though, im jumping ship
December 4, 2025 at 2:39 AM
huh, that reminds me of The Big Short; really good movie about very scummy behavior exactly like what youre talking about, except this took place right before the 2008 global recession
December 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I just wish there was a way to pirate it all in one go: I have over 11k songs across all of my playlist. id need hyper-adderall to get that shit done in a timely manner.
December 4, 2025 at 2:22 AM
wife material
December 3, 2025 at 8:24 PM
my apologies, but that was very funny
December 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
DUDE IM GONNA FUCKING CRY I CANT-
December 3, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Male fo Female? good for her!
December 3, 2025 at 8:13 PM
yes, I know Spotify is a horrible company that uses its money to make bombs and kill people with said bombs, and Spotify's CEO and shareholders should die, but there is literally no better alternative that doesnt send me into bankruptcy

once a better alternative shows up, though, im jumping ship
December 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM