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doctorpopcorn.bsky.social
🔞 Dr_Popcorn 🔞
@doctorpopcorn.bsky.social
25 y/o bi/pan Jersey Devil who loves music, video games, Godzilla, cats, and sleeping

I'm a very horny person that will talk about, comment on and repost very horny things

DM me if you want! I enjoy talking to new people! As long as you're NOT a child!
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ugh when the fuck is SoFurry gonna be back up i need to keep writing my deviant little incest story
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PLEASE DON'T IGNORE THIS!!

i'm still a long way away from my goal, and currently at $3508/$9000. i only have about 6 weeks until my full payment is due for my surgery. please boost if you can't donate! i really need this surgery to alleviate my dysphoria

#transcrowdfund #mutualaid #trans
#gofundme
December 2, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
ALSO, fuck the dmv
December 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
yeah, that fits
December 3, 2025 at 7:34 PM
December 3, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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The masked burglar broke into the closed Virginia liquor store early on Saturday and hit the bottom shelf. The bandit was something of a nocturnal menace: bottles were smashed and alcohol pooled on the floor.

The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he's a raccoon.
Raccoon goes on drunken rampage in Virginia liquor store and passes out on bathroom floor
A raccoon broke into a closed Virginia liquor store and drank alcohol from the bottom shelves over the weekend.
bit.ly
December 3, 2025 at 4:00 AM
December 3, 2025 at 4:45 PM
why the fuck do people like feet
December 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
dude I swear my Uber driver just poisoned me i wish I was lying
November 25, 2025 at 3:33 AM
you ever cum and youre just like "man that felt better than last time... what did I do differently?" and you never find out
November 24, 2025 at 3:24 AM
people really be fucking testing my god damn patience at work

only gonna get worse from here
November 23, 2025 at 3:32 AM
can somebody knock all my teeth out in a single punch so I can just wear dentures for the rest of my life? my teeth are waaaayy past the point of no return and it'll cost tens of thousands of dollars (that I dont have) to fix them
November 21, 2025 at 1:56 AM
the need to breed is very strong
November 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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POV: the guy from Creed is 6 #creed
November 17, 2025 at 6:29 PM
today, Shiloh is 4 years old

he is receiving more-than-average cuddles and affection :3
November 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
imagine having a femboy father

im grounded? you moan like a girl when dad fucks you. I aint getting grounded by a fucking bottom
November 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
why the fuck are trans people so pretty
November 6, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Today is the only day you can repost this
November 5, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I dont want to go back to posting political shit on this account but tonight is a night of hope; both in my home state of New Jersey, and for my neighbors in New York City.

Man, it feels good to win.

Horny-posting shall resume as usual.
November 5, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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November 3, 2025 at 7:45 AM
happy spookmas
October 31, 2025 at 3:52 PM