Dark Souls Overhauled fan patch (only adds "what did you gain from doing this to the hoes" dialogue option when talking to Lautrec)

I always heard it was the mustache thing, somehow I never heard this etymology, I will accept it with no further evidence because it's funnier

Despite knowing better I always want to think they found someone's spine fulla birdshot

the very first result really is goblin penis and like 6 posts below is you saying "watch out for a goblin attack" but it's too late for the warning!!

The rat that got into car crashes for sexual gratification:

your cartoon selves are great, spiral glasses means you are a genius

To this day my videogame rotted mind has some trouble accepting shields are pretty heavy and they often had other people carry them. What do you mean I can't strap a shield to my back like a little turtle shell and walk a hundred kilometers like that 😔

Does this just like... Take the name of your project and generate random images? Like you get to see a parallel world where it's called Time Frunning or someone made a strategy guide with the wrong thumbnail and that should inspire you? They must be desperate for a return on the AI investment

tfw you forget to reinforce the top of the telephone poles against very-high car crashes

Hop on CULEP bros, it's peak right behind PORFINP

I'm talking even saving then loading the same configuration you already have, I don't know why it works, but it always fixes weird issues that only crop up in some programs when others work fine